Best one liners
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Clegg; I used to think that God invented beetles but then Wesley Pegden said it was Hitler.
Beth
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Cleggy: They say are ancesters came from the sea, and yet I have this strange feeling my grandad came from Wakefield. And granny would have never married him if he had been wet. She was that sort of a woman; everything had to be respectable. There there was this unspoken assumption that nice people had no legs. ;D
brendalovescompo
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Nora: Get your clothes off my clothesline! How many times have I told you. What's matter with you!
Compo: I think its just me marking me own territory
Compo: I think its just me marking me own territory
Smiler: I haven't time to sit down, I'm working for Hitler's sister.
Foggy: He has all the attraction of a secondhand surgical support.
Hobbo; Is it my destiny to be alone?
Alvin; You've got a hen.:biggrin:
Alvin; You've got a hen.:biggrin:
Wesley: I've seen you with some terrible looking things.
Compo: There's a lot of mileage to be had at that end of the market.
Compo: There's a lot of mileage to be had at that end of the market.
Clegg; I can't go, I've got this banana that's going black.
Pearl: What sort of frogman comes home with fifteen rolls of vinyl wallpaper?
Sid; The wives round here make love as if its shoplifting.
Billy; He lives an interesting life for a small dozy idiot.
Pearl; You spend all this time in the toilet and come out with whiplash?