Best one liners

Foggy......."what we are doing Wesley is to exploit the forces of nature!"

Cleggy........"Reminds me , I must get a new pair of braces!!" :30:
 
Compo, talking about the home brew at Ernie Mordew's funeral tea; It were terrible, I was glad when it was all gone.:'(
 
Pearl to Cleggy..........What are you doing with a balloon??

Cleggy..........Oh its nothing ,just keeping me occupied till my skateboard comes ;) :-[
 
Auntie Wainwright: You look like a lady who appreciates a bargain.
Roz: I'm no lady, and you haven't got any bargains.
 
from Flower Power Cut

Compo: "I've got nowt against bachelors."
Foggy: "I should think you haven't, your father was one."
 
Say one thing about the Christian religion , it only requires the kneeling position!:30:

(In Search of Childlike Joy and The Furthest Reaches of the Lotus Position! :22:)
 
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Aunty is trying to sell Marina a washing machine .

Marina's reply " Me mother do's all that! She likes being overworked and harassed!:22:"
 
Foggy: "I came to the conclusion there was no place in marriage for a professional fighting man."
Sid: "There's a place in my marriage for one."

(Flower Power Cut)
 
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