Best one liners

Compo to Edie "Have you got any biscuits missus??"

Edie to Seymour "Do's he make crumbs ??"

Seymour to Edie "Like a sandstorm, don't give him any!"

Compo "Looks like we've had it for the biscuits Norm!!":30:
 
Wesley: Your looking at a bloke that just found...(looking at Foggy)...he really doesn't eat earwigs does he? Tell me I am not about to put my trust in some muffin that eats earwigs! ;D
 
Foggy;I could've made my mark in polo. Compo; No, tha's more like the hole in the middle.
 
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I once had a bird called Thelma, you couldn't call her handsome but she could do magical things with chips!! :hungry: :hungry:
 
Cleggy......."What happens if you miss the net??"
Captain Zero........I find it helps if you start screaming!! :30:
 
Pearl; Would you close you're eyes for Travis? Nelly; Sometimes when I look at Travis they close automatically.
 
Compo speaking of Ivy: I like her. I know she's bad tempered; she's obstinate and she has a voice like a foghorn, but at the he end of the day you must admit, she's got a lovely boosom. ;D
 
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Smiler......... 3 o clock in the morning she says "Do you love me??"

Cleggy..........."Was she always that unreasonable??":eek:
 
Cleggy: I don't know about being a man of the world. Couldn't we stick to the area of me post code, eh? ;D
 
"Where you off to in the suit Wesley??"
" Got to go to Huddersfield shopping :30:"
" Oh I am sorry to hear that Wesley! :32:"
 
Nora; How could you use him in a church concert, he has the trousers of an atheist.
 
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Foggy: Shut up.
Clegg: I love it when he tells me to shut up. It makes me feel so secure.
Foggy: Shut up.
Clegg: Ahh. :)
 
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