Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[Louise Lawrence]

Clegg: "Me bowels playing up a bit, God moves in mysterious ways!"

 

[maltrab]

Wesley, I was just in the middle of giving my engine a tune, Edie, Well you can play to it to later

 

[maltrab]

Seymour, I will have to take your diction in hand, Compo, I beg your pardon

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Clegg :- "Have you thought if legs weren't joined in the middle we couldn't ride a bicycle".

 

[Thomas95]

foggy:tell me Wesley where did you acquire this magnificent cough sweet?

 

[Barrychuckle]

"Codfanglers!"

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Pearl: Mine wears man made fibres; all he attracts is an artificial blonde.

 

[dick]

Cleggy………..If lips were at the back , they'd be ideally placed for kissing goodbye !

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Wesley: What smoke? That's not smoke. That is just an engine breathing.

 

[maltrab]

Ready when you are Norm

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Clegg: "I think I'll go and get a bit of sausage for my tea."

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Foggy: No, no, no, no...you really shouldn't say anything to me that you couldn't safely say to John Wayne.

 

[dick]

Cleggy………....... I'll just go and stand over there shall I ??

 

[dick]

I knew it , its getting complicated !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Compo: "I'm shagged!"

 

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On the difficult task of reversing Edie's car out of a field. Glenda: Have you got it in the right gear, Mother? Edie: It's no good asking me technical questions. You'll have to ask your father.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Wally to Nora..."Who's a pretty boy then?."

 

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Barry: Who was wearing a blonde wig?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Truly : My strongest memory of school is you with crumbs on your jersey....other people's crumbs [talking to Compo who else!]

 

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Foggy: He needs a plank. What's the man need? Compo & Clegg together: A plank. Sid: What do you think I am, a rotten pirate.