Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin


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WESLEY to TRULY , Tom is going to cross the stream and go up the other side on the scooter !
After the splash , TRULY says " He got that bit wrong didn't he ? ":22:


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Somebody can help me out here, and I am not good with exact quotes.

One of the later episodes has Howard in Clegg's house and they were reminiscing about love life in the old days. And Howard asked Clegg, "What about romance." And Clegg's answer was, "that was for foreigners."

I might not have the exact quote right and I can't recall the episode.