Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

[mikey1965uk]

Loads of lines in Last Of The Summer Wine are simply gold and they're all equally brilliant but one that really sticks with me is "they'll think the scarecrows are coming up after them". Now that right there on its own is why LOTSW is genuinely unique and funny.

 

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Compo: No, no, you'd better give it to him Sid. He's been splashing about in a current all the morning.

 

[Cloggy]

I'm not sure of the exact lines.
Clegg to Wesley ''Compo is heading for Romance, Foggy is running away from Romance''

 

[Cloggy]

The canal disaster:
Nora, ''what's he been up to'' (Compo), Clegg ''his neck''.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Clegg : Three things you can't escape in life , death, taxes, and Auntie Wainwright.

 

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On being offered a biscuit from Edie. Milburn: Ooooh, thankyou very much Mrs Pegden. Ivy: Hey, eat them on the way home. And don't forget your bath!

 

[dick]

Edie concerning " our Seymour "....................What it is to be a leader of men!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Ivy: "What the blood and stomach pills!"

 

[dick]

Ivy to Norah "Is that a new hat ??"............................"Oh no I can see it isn't ! "

 

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On catching sight of one of Compo's doorstep sized sandwiches. Blamire: You know, if ever one of those came up in the middle of the North Sea, there'd be an international incident to decide who was entitled to stick a flag in it.

 

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After buying Arnpepper's canoe. Compo: You know, I've always wanted one of these things bunging up my kitchen. Why my house!? Blamire: Because it looks most like a shed.

 

[mikey1965uk]

Barry is trying to adjust/repair a pipe under the kitchen sink and scrapes his knuckle in the process.
Glenda:- "you gave your knuckle for me Barry"

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Glenda: "Come to bed Barry and bring your sparkle!"

 

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Whilst Wesley is trying to install Seymour's waste disposer under Edie's kitchen sink, Seymour is being annoying. Wesley: Bog off Seymour, you're in my light! Edie: (in her posh voice) That'll do Wesley.......when we have guests in the house.

 

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Concerning a visit to Edie's house. Compo: Whenever I'm in Edie's kitchen she always makes me feel like a.....what do you call it?.....a bacteria! I can always feel her straining to stop herself coming at me with a powerful cleanser.

 

[wstol]

Are you holding it properly, Barry?

 

[dick]

Take it to me father to have a look at ! He's good with engines !!

 

[dick]

I don't understand It was runnin as sweet as a nut when I left it !

 

[wstol]

Oh the plan, the plan.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Compo: "Hey Cyril! Give us a fag, I'll give you a sniff of me socks!"