George Super Moderator Apr 1, 2010 #42 Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. It's a lot easier on you.
George Super Moderator Apr 2, 2010 #43 I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
George Super Moderator Apr 2, 2010 #45 Q:Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? A:His undertaker
maltrab Administrator Staff member Apr 3, 2010 #47 Oh I think I have had that,let me know your symptoms just in case
George Super Moderator Apr 4, 2010 #49 Jesus loves you! It's everybody else that thinks you're a pillock!
George Super Moderator Apr 5, 2010 #51 For sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
George Super Moderator Apr 5, 2010 #52 Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. sorry
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. sorry
George Super Moderator Apr 6, 2010 #53 Q:What did the fisherman say to the magician? A:'Pick a cod, any cod.'
maltrab Administrator Staff member Apr 6, 2010 #54 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
maltrab Administrator Staff member Apr 6, 2010 #55 Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
maltrab Administrator Staff member Apr 6, 2010 #56 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing
maltrab Administrator Staff member Apr 6, 2010 #57 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it
maltrab Administrator Staff member Apr 6, 2010 #58 The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
maltrab Administrator Staff member Apr 6, 2010 #59 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
sorry