jokes bad or otherwise.

George

Super Moderator
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
He decided to stick it out for one more year
 

George

Super Moderator
What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball?
A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball
 

George

Super Moderator
A man walks into a pub and sees Vincent Van Gogh standing at the bar. The man says 'I love your paintings, can I buy you a drink?'
Vincent replies, 'No thanks I've got one ear.'
 

George

Super Moderator
A pie walks into a bar and asks the bar owner if he can have a pint of beer and a packet of crisps. The bar owner replies and says, sorry we don't serve food.
 

George

Super Moderator
One cannibal to another "I don't think much of your wife."
"Well, never mind just eat the vegetables."
 

George

Super Moderator
A vampire bat comes back to his fellow vampires with a blood on his mouth. They stare at him jealously and ask him where he got the blood. He asks them, "Did you see that tree back there?"
"Sure," they reply.
"Well I didn't!"
 

George

Super Moderator
I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

Husband: You have to admit that men have much better judgement than women.
Wife: You're right. You married me and I married you.
 

George

Super Moderator
Why is a launderette not a good place to find a girlfriend?
If she cannot even afford to buy her own washing machine, she will never have enough money to support you.
 

George

Super Moderator
Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
 
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