A GEORGE joke that got lost in the move.....
Its one for the money, two for the show; three to get ready and
four to hold the line and wait for an advisor ;D :wink:
I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked, "So which six items would you like to buy?"
I went to the doctor today and said, "Every time I close my eyes I see pink striped tigers."
"Have you seen a psychiatrist?" he asked.
"No," I replied, "just pink striped tigers."
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