Jack & Joeys jocular japes

[Peripheral]

Jack and Joey having a giggle.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

As Frank Carson would say "That's a cracker" or rather ................................................ That's from a cracker ! Do you think Jack and Joey have raided your Cracker stash, you may only have 11 left for Christmas day and you're one down for your guests .

 

[Peripheral]

No probs Captain, I'm completely crackers.

 

[Peripheral]

Jack & Joey joking #2

 

[captain clutterbuck]

...................... and then there were 10 not that you can hide the box of crackers in a high place like say the top of the wardrobe as Joey can just fly up and pick one out and drop down to Jack , better buy another box just in case . I hear on the Grapevine that Joey can talk and once worked in a Magician' s act on the Cruise Ships . Things went well until he started shouting out how the tricks were done . One day however tragedy struck and the liner was hit by a storm and sank . Joey flew around the wreckage and eventually found the Magician clinging to a bit of the wreckage to which he asked " Ok brilliant trick now tell me where you've hidden the ship!!"

 

[Peripheral]

Jackie and Joey #3

 

[captain clutterbuck]

A Ha Ha Ha from Jack and Joey and a Ho-Bo-Ho from LOTSW's very own spy

 

[RickAns]

Well done there Peri.

 

[Peripheral]

A puzzle from Jack & Joey.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Here's 'a replacement joke for the crackers that Jack and Joey have pulled and spilled the beans on the jokes inside:-

I wasn't going home for Christmas this year but my Mum has promised to make me a Festive Eggs Benedict for Christmas Breakfast .

Now I am going home for the Hollandaise!

 

[Peripheral]

Joey is going shopping.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Jack has now got his own back by putting loads of glitter in Joey's Trill , when he poops on the tray of his cage it's so sparkly and bright poor Joey cannot get to sleep for the glow

 

[Peripheral]

So that's it. A very Merry Christmas to y'all.

 

[RickAns]

A very Merry Christmas to you as well, Peri!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

A very Merry Xmas to you Perry , a Hark and a Bark to you Jack and Cheers, Slurp and a Chirp to you Joey!

 

[JBCat]

Merry Christmas to all the Peri Family!

I enjoyed all the pics and laughs.

 

[Peripheral]

After the party.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

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