Jack & Joeys jocular japes

As Frank Carson would say "That's a cracker" or rather ................................................ That's from a cracker ! Do you think Jack and Joey have raided your Cracker stash, you may only have 11 left for Christmas day and you're one down for your guests . ;):confused:
 
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...................... and then there were 10 not that you can hide the box of crackers in a high place like say the top of the wardrobe as Joey can just fly up and pick one out and drop down to Jack , better buy another box just in case . I hear on the Grapevine that Joey can talk and once worked in a Magician' s act on the Cruise Ships . Things went well until he started shouting out how the tricks were done . One day however tragedy struck and the liner was hit by a storm and sank . Joey flew around the wreckage and eventually found the Magician clinging to a bit of the wreckage to which he asked " Ok brilliant trick now tell me where you've hidden the ship!!" :08:
 
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Jackie and Joey #3
 

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A puzzle from Jack & Joey.
 

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Here's 'a replacement joke for the crackers that Jack and Joey have pulled and spilled the beans on the jokes inside:-

I wasn't going home for Christmas this year but my Mum has promised to make me a Festive Eggs Benedict for Christmas Breakfast .

Now I am going home for the Hollandaise!
 
So that's it. A very Merry Christmas to y'all.
 

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After the party.
 

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