jokes bad or otherwise.

Speculate: You are three weeks overdue with delivering my new pair of glasses
 
How did the Dinosaur pass its exams?? ............With extinction!!:42:
 
What do you do with a Blue Whale ?.........................Try and cheer it up!!:rolling: :eyesroll:
 
What did Mars say to Saturn ??.................Why don't you give me a ring sometime?:08:
 
Why are pianos so noble ?.....................Because they're Upright or Grand !:21:
 
What do you call a camel with no humps??
Humphrey ! (hump free :rolleyes: )
 
Bookworm to librarian ...........................May I burrow this book??:08::rolling:
 
My father suggested I carry a donor card. ..........He's a man after my own heart. :eek: :39:
 
dick said:
Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy I hear you ask!:08: :rolleyes:
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You are getting clever here, had to think about that one ....


reminds me of a line on a radio programme I heard

Tune in next week and miss last week's show


Think it was ISIRTA
 
Apparently 1 in 3 Britons is conceived in an IKEA bed. Which is mad when you think how well those places are lit .!:rolling::eyesroll:
 
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