jokes bad or otherwise.

[barmpot]

Money used to talk. Then it whispered. Now it just sneaks off

 

[barmpot]

Fustianly: Corduroy pillows are making headlines

 

[barmpot]

Speculate: You are three weeks overdue with delivering my new pair of glasses

 

[dick]

Was Camelot famous for it's Knight Life??

 

[barmpot]

Was Camelot famous for it's Knight Life??

And was the one with a chest problem known as Sir Coffalott?

 

[dick]

What cheese is made backwards ??.........EDAM !

 

[dick]

And was the one with a chest problem known as Sir Coffalott?

Its a while since I used that nom de geurre!

 

[dick]

How did the Dinosaur pass its exams?? ............With extinction!!

 

[dick]

What do you do with a Blue Whale ?.........................Try and cheer it up!!

 

[dick]

What did Mars say to Saturn ??.................Why don't you give me a ring sometime?

 

[dick]

Why are pianos so noble ?.....................Because they're Upright or Grand !

 

[dick]

What do you call a camel with no humps??
Humphrey ! (hump free )

 

[dick]

Bookworm to librarian ...........................May I burrow this book??

 

[dick]

What sits in custard looking glum ?? .............An apple grumble!

 

[dick]

My father suggested I carry a donor card. ..........He's a man after my own heart.

 

[dick]

I saw a Marmite van on the motorway , it was yeast bound !

 

[dick]

What do you call a judge with no thumbs ??

Justice Fingers!

 

[dick]

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy I hear you ask!

 

[barmpot]

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy I hear you ask!

You are getting clever here, had to think about that one ....


reminds me of a line on a radio programme I heard

Tune in next week and miss last week's show


Think it was ISIRTA

 

[dick]

Apparently 1 in 3 Britons is conceived in an IKEA bed. Which is mad when you think how well those places are lit .!