Peripheral
Dedicated Member
Good day to you all. It's so good to have the capabilities back that enable me to correspond with you again. During my time of incapabilityciousness, I spent most of my time taking in the contours' of the ceiling and the progress of a spider building a web around the light fitting. The ceiling was somewhat boring to look at. Just in case I get into such a state again I am going to contact the geezer who painted the Sistine Chapel ceiling and have him come and paint mine. Let me see, was it some guy called Michelangelo? Does anyone out there happen to have his phone number? I wonder how much he charges!
I've gone off at a tangent here, my purpose of this communique was to let you know that, whilst gripped savagely by the jaws of incapability, I grew another beard. Don't get me wrong, I don't mean that my fizogue is now festooned with two separate facial fluffy funguses, I grew a beard more than a year ago but shaved it off because it was getting on my tits. I don't mean that it had reached my chest, it was getting on my nerves and impairing my vision when I needed to take a leak. One can only blame the dog a couple of times for the puddles on the bathroom floor. I have now to make a decision, do I shave it off or leave it? The main advantage of keeping it is, if I wake up in the night feeling peckish, I can just lick my beard with my tongue and find some remnants from the days meals. This morning at 4 AM I had a night-time snack of bacon and peas .................... with custard.
I've gone off at a tangent here, my purpose of this communique was to let you know that, whilst gripped savagely by the jaws of incapability, I grew another beard. Don't get me wrong, I don't mean that my fizogue is now festooned with two separate facial fluffy funguses, I grew a beard more than a year ago but shaved it off because it was getting on my tits. I don't mean that it had reached my chest, it was getting on my nerves and impairing my vision when I needed to take a leak. One can only blame the dog a couple of times for the puddles on the bathroom floor. I have now to make a decision, do I shave it off or leave it? The main advantage of keeping it is, if I wake up in the night feeling peckish, I can just lick my beard with my tongue and find some remnants from the days meals. This morning at 4 AM I had a night-time snack of bacon and peas .................... with custard.