Quotable Arkwright.....

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Granville: IF I'm Hungarian why did me mother call me Granville
Arkwright: Well you top half might be Granville but your bottom half looks Hungarian and is probably called Hugo .
Shop Bell rings
Arkwright: Don't you go Hugo I'll go .
 
In the well catered funeral
Arkwright: Are you leaving us so soon my love.
Nurse: I have to tuck my mother in
Arkwright: It's a pity you didn't tuck her in with old Parslow .
 
Granville: It's been a busy day when you've been out that shop bell has never stopped mostly it was you coming back to check up on me.
Arkwright: Where was it you wanted to go on our Honeymoon
Nurse: Tahiti
Arkwright: So you want to go on the water then I was thinking about water too how about the canal that goes to Mowbray Street.
Nurse : Not likely you'd be popping back to check on your damn shop
Granville: And ringing that bell.
 
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