jokes bad or otherwise.

A woman goes to the psychiatrists carrying a duck under her arm. "What's seems to be the problem?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Well it's not me with the problem." Said the woman, "It's my husband, he thinks he's a duck."
 
My wife said to me "what's the name of that awful race that covers most of France?"
I replied "the French"
 
My wife was flicking through holiday brochures and asked "What would you say to a short cruise?"
"I'd probably say 'can I have your autograph please Tom?'" I replied.
 
I was so depressed I called the Samaritans. Got a call centre in Afghanistan, I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
 
My Mate says his wife has reached that age where she's having "woman problems".
She's stopped looking like one...
 
George said:
I was so depressed I called the Samaritans. Got a call centre in Afghanistan, I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
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I have to say, I chuckled.
 
I don't understand soup. You don't have to pick up a knife an fork to have it, meaning you drink it, in which case I'd rather have a pint
 
My mate says his wife was bitten by a wolf and then at the next full moon the strangest thing happened.
She fell down the stairs.
 
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