jokes bad or otherwise.

[Electrical Entwistle]

The forecast was for fog, but it mist.

 

[dick]

Why is a fruit drink carton like an IPhone ? They both contain Apple juice!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Are people who teach driver's education called roads scholars?

 

[dick]

SEEN IN THE PAPER........................

It's true what they say, while love affairs may end happily others end in marriage !

 

[dick]

Why did the little biscuit cry ? His mother had been a wafer so long !

 

[dick]

What is the difference between an empty tube and a foolish Dutchman??

One is a hollow cylinder.............The other is a silly Hollander !

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

What a terrible day! First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver!

 

[dick]

What happens when clowns have a fight ??..............................It's a custardy battle !!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

What is an Ig?

An Eskimo's house without a loo.

 

[dick]

My kids say I'm useless at fixing anything electrical !

Boy are they in for a shock!

 

[dick]

A good acupuncturist could pinpoint your ailment !

 

[dick]

A man goes into a CD store and asked if they had anything by The Doors . The assistant cheerfully replied " Yes sir, a mop and bucket and a fire extinguisher !"

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

If you stand on the toilet you will be high on pot.

 

[dick]

What do you do if you see a spaceman ??......................You park in it man !

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Why is a middle age woman like a welder?

They both have hot flashes!

 

[dick]

What go's up but never comes down ?............................Your age

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

My pet pig lost his voice.

Now he's very disgruntled.

 

[dick]

SEEN IN THE PAPER.........................

I can speak Esperanto like a native ! (Spike Milligan )

 

[dick]

What did the singing Llama say to his agent ? ................... Alpaca big concert hall !

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

When I want to eat at a new Chinese Restaurant, I take a wok on the wild side.