jokes bad or otherwise.

[toodlepip]

LOL, George, I like them!

 

[George]

Only in Britain…do Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

 

[George]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[George]

I don't need to buy an encyclopedia - my wife knows everything.

 

[George]

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

 

[George]

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

 

[George]

Q. What's brown and sits on a piano stool?
A. Beethoven's last movement.

 

[George]

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

 

[George]

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

 

[George]

Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A. Right where you left him.

 

[George]

Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Och!... It's no that dark!

 

[George]

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

 

[maltrab]

Keep em coming George

 

[George]

Your wish is my command Terry.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

 

[George]

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

 

[George]

A good pun is its own reword.

 

[George]

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

 

[Dutchcompo]

Sorry,

This year's Easter has been postponed till later.
We have to find another Easter Bunny....

See photo.

 

[George]

Sorry,

This year's Easter has been postponed till later.
We have to find another Easter Bunny....

See photo.

That dog is very attentive....it's all ears.

 

[maltrab]

"The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, 'Go!' - a leader says, 'Let's go!