When?!?

[gothic]

So, large online retail store, I have their super-duper next day delivery..... oh, wait a minute:

 

[Pearl]

What the hell you ordered? The Elgin Marbles?

 

[Pearl]

What you worried about it'll be here before xmas.

 

[gothic]

What the hell you ordered? The Elgin Marbles?

Pair of bloody shoes!

 

[Adrian Morris]

Is that next day delivery or next year delivery?.

 

[Pearl]

Pair of bloody shoes!

If they're leather shoes maybe they're waiting for the right cow to die!
If I was you I'd order a size bigger incase your feet grow.

 

[mashibinbin]

Pair of bloody shoes!

This is why you should have footed the delivery bill!

 

[maltrab]

There is a global shortage of laces

 

[Pearl]

There is a global shortage of laces

Only one word for that

Velcro!

 

[maltrab]

Only one word for that

Velcro!

Velcro is of no use, if your Foggy and need to remove the laces to strangle a sentry

 

[mashibinbin]

Velcro is of no use, if your Foggy and need to remove the laces to strangle a sentry

Quite right, Velcro only leads to sticky situations!

 

[Pearl]

Velcro is of no use, if your Foggy and need to remove the laces to strangle a sentry

But Nora finds it useful for picking up bits of dust.

 

[mashibinbin]

But Nora finds it useful for picking up bits of dust.

You might even call it a bootstrap paradox, then again maybe not!