The Art of the Shorts Story
Opening: Truly and Clegg napping by the river bank when Billy goes sailing by on his homemade raft. Clegg asks, “Was that Robinson Crusoe?” Truly answers, “Sounded more like Billy Hardcastle.”
Howard barges in to Clegg’s house. Clegg asks, “Did somebody rub an old lamp?”
Ros talking to Pearl: The trouble is if you go with men who stray next thing you know, they've strayed.