Trading places

I have just been looking through Forums, The Attic. Under that was Trading Places. It read, and I quote, 'If you have anything you would like to trade,
it [I think some of you are ahead of me] then pos
t it here'. I don't think I will be able to
squeeze my wife into
the post box.
..........OO OUCH,
... I didn't know she was watching me. Where's the asprin?