Tom Cruise

[maltrab]

The Picture was taken yesterday off the cornish coast has allegedly Tom Cruise aboard, it appears he heard there could be a pastie shortage

 

[captain clutterbuck]

He will have to stay at sea he dare not go to a port with a Marina especially as she decided to have her photos back

 

[Inky Batty]

plus, he's bound to be expecting an email from Mrs. Avery with her psychic advice.

 

[dick]

He will need Howards " taller" exercises

 

[onyx(John)]

He was at Silverstone on Sunday as a guest of Mercedes. Unlikely that pasties were on the menu there, but I'm sure he wouldn't have had to put his hand in is pocket anyway.