Peripheral
Dedicated Member
I have been doing some serious thinking recently and I have made up my mind to do something worthwhile. Something that will make my name go down in history. I have decided to enter the next Olympics as a gymnast. Don't laugh, I am serious. I can do a double reverse somersault with a one and a half side twisting clockwise turn and finish up by doing a belly flop into a fish tank. I found this out the other day when I fell down the damn stairs. 
