Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Louise Lawrence]

Wives never understand. They DON'T understand the masculine urge to test oneself to the limits in some alien environment.
Good God, that reminds me! I must go to the post office!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Who needs ETERNITY? Suppose you're waiting for a bus?!

 

[dick]

FLOPPY ears! Sposed to be a sheep.

 

[Inky Batty]

I can't see Sid in a pair of frilly GARTERS

 

[Inky Batty]

If they're asking knot HEADS like Dougie Cunliffe

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Ivy's Buns

 

[Louise Lawrence]

JEAN Alexander

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Come on! Let's be KNOWING what the stars have in store for me.
Well, it's bound to be a lot isn't it? I mean, look what they've done for you up to now.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Who builds places in this condition?
Your LOCAL authorities mostly. It's called progress. It used to take years to build a slum, and nowadays they're building them practically ready-to-wear.

 

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MITZI'S found her MUMMY

 

[Inky Batty]

That's a NICE sight I must say, first thing in the morning, my bird with armfuls of another man

 

[Inky Batty]

ORDEAL by trousers

 

[Inky Batty]

I don't want PEARL to hear me knocking on your door.
Oh, it's one of those is it

 

[Inky Batty]

You call that QUIET? I've had heavily armed men tramping through a swamp making less noise than that.

 

[Inky Batty]

I am supposed to be RETIRED.
RETARDED is closer

 

[Inky Batty]

SPORES

 

[dick]

You've had TWO cups of TEA !.......................... I was hoping for THREE !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Oh, he's late again. I knew it. He's not only UNSAVOURY, he's UNPUNCTUAL as well.
It's a bit early for Compo. He's not had the practice of getting off to work like we USED to have.

 

[Inky Batty]

he lost a VERGER last week

 

[Inky Batty]

Have you still got those Mules WILLIS?
Not on me