dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 6, 2018 #17,941 Just showin ' off now Norm! ABSOLUTELY !
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 7, 2018 #17,942 Compo to Foggy: “Stiff upper lip! That looks like an untrimmed flue BRUSH.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 7, 2018 #17,943 Compo: “When all a bloke like me wants, from a woman full of CHRISTIAN CHARITY, is a little bit of a tumble on me lonely sofa.”
Compo: “When all a bloke like me wants, from a woman full of CHRISTIAN CHARITY, is a little bit of a tumble on me lonely sofa.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 7, 2018 #17,944 Clegg about Foggy: “He was the only one in our school who failed DIRTY jokes.”
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 7, 2018 #17,945 You`ve got to help me, I have found this EARING.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 7, 2018 #17,947 He looks magnificent in his riding GEAR.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 7, 2018 #17,948 HE gave me HALF HIS sandwich once.
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 7, 2018 #17,949 Foggy to Compo: “Will you kindly not start rumors of that IRRESPONSIBLE nature.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 7, 2018 #17,950 Foggy referring to Compo: “Typical, typical, he thinks JERUSALEM is somewhere between Leeds and Bradford.”
Foggy referring to Compo: “Typical, typical, he thinks JERUSALEM is somewhere between Leeds and Bradford.”
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 7, 2018 #17,951 Say what you like about Christianity, it only requires the KNEELING position !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 7, 2018 #17,952 You mean the LONG thin one with a face LIKE a bad knee
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 7, 2018 #17,954 And that wants NIPPING in the bud too
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Feb 7, 2018 #17,956 I`m going to have my PALM read
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Feb 7, 2018 #17,957 Don't they recognise a person of QUALITY anymore??
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 8, 2018 #17,958 Blamire: “I have withdrawn into the deep RECESSES of Hindu meditation.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 8, 2018 #17,959 Marina to Clegg: “It can be SLIPPERY in times of crisis.”
daveb Dedicated Member Messages 346 Reaction score 628 Feb 8, 2018 #17,960 Clegg to Pearl: “I haven’t TWITCHED, I’m way past TWITCH.”
