happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Oct 24, 2017 #17,181 INSECTS you call those INSECTS.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Oct 24, 2017 #17,182 You were busy JUMPIN ' out the way like the rest of us !!
Beth Dedicated Member Messages 2,368 Reaction score 986 Oct 25, 2017 #17,183 Don't KEEP looking at me!
Beth Dedicated Member Messages 2,368 Reaction score 986 Oct 25, 2017 #17,184 He's LEARNING the business.
Electrical Entwistle Dedicated Member Messages 1,248 Reaction score 2,668 Oct 25, 2017 #17,185 Howard has a Marina and a Mitzy.
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Oct 25, 2017 #17,186 His family’s always been Devout NATIONAL ASSISTANCE....
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Oct 25, 2017 #17,187 Long thin ONE with a face like a bad knee !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Oct 26, 2017 #17,189 Not bad when you're QUEUEING at the post office !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Oct 26, 2017 #17,191 For our SECOND honeymoon the former Mrs Truelove went to Venice !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Oct 26, 2017 #17,192 Alone??...................................She TOOK her mother !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Oct 26, 2017 #17,193 I'm UNDER starters orders. Just have one drink !
Electrical Entwistle Dedicated Member Messages 1,248 Reaction score 2,668 Oct 27, 2017 #17,194 Visiting Smiler in hospital.
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Oct 27, 2017 #17,195 I'm not going to WALES!!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Oct 27, 2017 #17,196 Standin' there in fiXtures and fittings. He dropped 2 bath taps on me foot !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Oct 27, 2017 #17,198 A bed (plus Compo) on a ZEBRA crossing !
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Oct 27, 2017 #17,199 Don’t ASK me, ASK this great dollop!
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Oct 27, 2017 #17,200 BYE heck missus your a BIG lass