Beth Dedicated Member Messages 2,368 Reaction score 986 Apr 20, 2017 #15,623 I'm Muscle Man the OVEN Cleaner.
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Apr 20, 2017 #15,624 How much for this PORK PIE?
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Apr 20, 2017 #15,626 I had to give it up; it was worse than RHINO horn!
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Apr 20, 2017 #15,627 I've just SUNK Howard and Marina!!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Apr 20, 2017 #15,628 Have you any idea of THE TIME ??
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Apr 20, 2017 #15,629 Know why we haven't got a lawn? Because I'd be tempted to bury you UNDER it!!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Apr 20, 2017 #15,630 Good day your VICARAGE!
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Apr 20, 2017 #15,631 If I was naked I'd look like a plum pudding in WELLIES!!!
Beth Dedicated Member Messages 2,368 Reaction score 986 Apr 21, 2017 #15,632 The last thing you eXpect in my time of life to become an oven cleaner.
Andrew D Dedicated Member Messages 656 Reaction score 1,248 Apr 21, 2017 #15,633 When you take a good bite, YORKSHIRE tastes terrible!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Apr 21, 2017 #15,635 Tell him to seek higher guidance, tell him to ASK A woman!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Apr 21, 2017 #15,636 Any self respecting BRASS monkey would have gone home BY now !
dick LOTSW Fanatic Messages 18,444 Reaction score 15,144 Apr 21, 2017 #15,637 'Es CREASIN' my jacket Norm !
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Apr 21, 2017 #15,638 Who DO we know thats a long great DOLLOP?
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Apr 21, 2017 #15,639 I don`t know EXACTLY but I am almost sure.
happyjack Dedicated Member Messages 4,223 Reaction score 5,425 Apr 21, 2017 #15,640 Who wants to FIGHT me for a quid.