Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

I HATE HOSPITAL'S everyone's inclined to whisper

 

[dick]

Anyone falling off IT means INSTANT dismissal from my employ!

 

[dick]

She didn't throw a rent man at you!! Tha were JUST passin at the time

 

[captain clutterbuck]

There's more to life than Knowing about a handbrake

 

[gill]

What do I want with a rope LADDER.

 

[dick]

Howards about your size
Howards a MIDGET!!

 

[dick]

She's NOT got big feet!!:unhappy:

 

[dick]

Cousin OLIVE. (Going to Gordons Wedding):wink:

 

[gill]

The PARAZONE layer.

 

[dick]

I were guarding Gloria QUARMBY..:wink:

 

[dick]

No good comes from READING books!

 

[dick]

SPECIALLY not them SORT of books!!

 

[gill]

THIS message come`s TO you from THE bottom of my THORAX

 

[dick]

You could feed him six Yorkshire pUddings , he always looked UNDERNOURISHED!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Verny tries to sell "Sugarlips" Batty a racy magazine , but "old iron" drawers is having nothing of it .

 

[gill]

I WISH I'd been best man at my WEDDING.

 

[dick]

I'n't it about time you got this door fiXed?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

"When I'm calling You-ooo-ooo-ooo" " Will you answer to-ooo-ooo-ooo" " Oh Howard", "Oh Rose Marina" " Oh hec here's Pearl dressed as Jeanette MacDonald"

 

[dick]

He just sits gaZing into space.

 

[gill]

Here's A little something on ACCOUNT.