Summer Wine A-Z Game

[daveb]

Marina to Smiler: “You needn’t be SHY after going to all this trouble. Not only a gnome but a cart loaded with furniture. Good heavens, you’d think we were SETTING up house together.”

 

[daveb]

Miss Davenport to Hobbo: “I can tell you now, all you’re entitled to from me is a library TICKET.”

 

[daveb]

Walsh: “You’re a pussycat.”
Cooper: “I wouldn’t say pussycat. I’d say more it’s keeping my macho side UNDERSTATED.”

 

[daveb]

Auntie Wainwright to Marina & Miss Davenport: “There was a time when I was a grasping young woman; VITAL, attractive, looking for Mr. Right.”

 

[dick]

Cleggy........................Its not the end of the WORLD is it ?Did that once , lost a WHOLE Tuesday!

 

[daveb]

Nelly to Pearl: “You really do have an eXciting life.”
Pearl: “It’s going to get that way for him!”

 

[daveb]

Hobbo to Nelly: “I can show YOU a distinguishing mark.”
Nelly: “YOU dare and YOU’LL get another.”

 

[dick]

LaZy good for nothing !

 

[happyjack]

I have ALWAYS thought of my self AS part of the ARISTOCRACY.

 

[happyjack]

It`s not me BIRTHDAY. If you come down here it could BE.

 

[happyjack]

It`s a CHAISE longue.

 

[happyjack]

Who DO we know is a great long DOLLOP.

 

[dick]

Don't want to get to that stage where some husbands leave EVERYTHING to their wives!

 

[dick]

Put your FOOT down !,..........................it is down she's FLAT OUT !

 

[daveb]

Marina: “Oh Howard.”
Howard: “Oh Marina.”
Miss Davenport: “Oh GOOD GRIEF!”

 

[daveb]

Hobbo to Howard: “They have your wife and the lady who could be my mother in their grimy den. Are we really going to HESITATE?”

 

[daveb]

Entwistle on Stella: “She scares me and I’m INSCRUTABLE.”

 

[daveb]

Alvin referring to Hobbo: “We think they’re JEALOUS of his needlework.”

 

[happyjack]

You can`t be Wise Man of the Woods with a name like KEVIN.

 

[happyjack]

Have you ever thought that we haven`t got LAWN.