Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

That's not Captain ZERO !

 

[dick]

AREN'T you going to ANSWER it? ...................Why , it'll be Howard!

 

[dick]

A BRASS monkey would BE starting to get worried

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

By 'eck that'll clear your catarrh.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

A lion tamer.
For DEAF lions.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

You're about to see a steam ENGINE. A steam ENGINE, lovingly restored. The official re-OPENING of the line, and we can be part of it. We can be among the passengers on this first historic journey.
As long as we don't have to walk.

 

[dick]

Riding past the dignitaries on the FOOTPLATE

 

[dick]

GOING to see a puffer train !

 

[dick]

Cant we just say it followed us HOME ?

 

[dick]

I'M INNOCENT , not to mention INNEFICIENT !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I can't see telling people they were adopted.
You should have known that I was JOKING. People couldn't afford to adopt; they had to do it by installments. They only got as far as adopting one of your legs, and then the war broke out.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

It used to be a tradition round here if you were hungry, you could KNOCK on any door and without a moment's hesitation they'd slam it, straight in your face.

 

[dick]

Its got sentimental value this piece of clothes LINE

 

[dick]

I stole it from MY own true love !

 

[dick]

I had to NICK it when she wasn't lookin '

 

[Louise Lawrence]

The Man from OSWESTRY.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Look at that dozy PILLOCK.

 

[dick]

Its nearly QUARTER past! Cant you be more precise ??

 

[Graham]

Reggie Unsworth

 

[dick]

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