Scrumpa
Well-Known Member
Fellow LOTSW lovers -
I propose we make up our own lines to fit LOTSW scenes. Pick a scene and fill in a different dialog (ala the show "Who's Line Is It Anyway?").
-OR -
Make up a scene that you'd have LIKED to have seen - perhaps in an episode that you feel needs something to make it work for you.
I'll start -
Scene: Truly, Clegg, Compo, and Wesley next to the creek with the "Earthquake Finder" fellow (s20e6 - Will Barry Go Septic...).
Wesley (facing Truly): "What is he looking for with that contraption?"
Man (overhearing Wesley, walks up to Truly and Wesley): "Honest politicians!"
Truly: "Found any yet?"
Compo: "I once gave one to Nora for her birthday."
Clegg: "An honest politician?"
Compo: "NO! A contraption like that one."
Clegg: "Did it find any honest politicians?"
Truly (facing man): "You're going to have to get a much larger machine that this to find what you're looking for..."
Man: "Well, I..."
Compo (interrupting): "Will it straighten women's stockings? The one I gave Nora didn't work at all - bleah!"
OK - I'm not a comedy writer - or even a wannabe. But maybe some of you are. Can we challenge the master - dare we?
I propose we make up our own lines to fit LOTSW scenes. Pick a scene and fill in a different dialog (ala the show "Who's Line Is It Anyway?").
-OR -
Make up a scene that you'd have LIKED to have seen - perhaps in an episode that you feel needs something to make it work for you.
I'll start -
Scene: Truly, Clegg, Compo, and Wesley next to the creek with the "Earthquake Finder" fellow (s20e6 - Will Barry Go Septic...).
Wesley (facing Truly): "What is he looking for with that contraption?"
Man (overhearing Wesley, walks up to Truly and Wesley): "Honest politicians!"
Truly: "Found any yet?"
Compo: "I once gave one to Nora for her birthday."
Clegg: "An honest politician?"
Compo: "NO! A contraption like that one."
Clegg: "Did it find any honest politicians?"
Truly (facing man): "You're going to have to get a much larger machine that this to find what you're looking for..."
Man: "Well, I..."
Compo (interrupting): "Will it straighten women's stockings? The one I gave Nora didn't work at all - bleah!"
OK - I'm not a comedy writer - or even a wannabe. But maybe some of you are. Can we challenge the master - dare we?