DO'S THIS RING A BELL WITH ANYONE??

[dick]

I've got this on a teatowel, sorry to say some of its beginning to ring true :-[ :-[

JUST A LINE TO SAY I AM LIVING AND NOT AMONGST THE DEAD,

THOUGH I'M GETTING MORE FORGETFUL AND MIXED UP IN THE HEAD,

I'VE GOT USED TO MY ARTHRITIS,TO MY DENTURES I'M RESIGNED,

I CAN COPE WITH MY BI-FOCALS BUT YE GODS I MISS MY MIND!

SOMETIMES I CANT REMEMBER WHEN STANDING BY THE STAIR,

IF I'M GOING UP FOR SOMETHING OR HAVE JUST COME DOWN FROM THERE.

BEFORE THE FRIDGE SO OFTEN,MY MIND IS FULL OF DOUBT,

DID I PUT SOME FOOD AWAY OR COME TO TAKE SOME OUT!

IF IT'S NOT MY TURN TO WRITE MY DEAR,I HOPE YOU WONT GET SORE,

I MAY THINK THAT I HAVE WRITTEN AND DONT WANT TO BE A BORE.

SO REMEMBER I DO LOVE YOU AND WISH THAT YOU LIVED NEAR,

ITS TIME TO POST THIS LETTER AND SAY "GOODBYE MY DEAR"

I'M STANDING BY THE MAIL BOX,MY FACE IT SURE IS RED,

INSTEAD OF POSTING THIS TO YOU,I'VE OPENED IT INSTEAD.! :-[ :-[

 

[happyjack]

Some of it does Dick I am afraid to say.

 

[Sheree]

That's hysterical but, oh, so, true!!!

 

[Norm]

Sigh!! I am forever going into another room to fetch something and forgetting what it was .