Best one liners

[dick]

Puny's as much as they can handle brain wise!!

 

[dick]

One small step for man, one huge step for lunacy!!

 

[Beth]

If that gate had been a bit higher, you both would be checking for damage.

 

[Beth]

That's no place to handle a trained soldier!

 

[Beth]

I let him have it, full steam, the little twit!

 

[Beth]

Ahh don't tell me we climbed up all the way here and God is not in. (This may not be word by word)

 

[Beth]

A canary called Gladwin?

 

[dick]

"What were you doing to hurt your foot??"

"I estimate about 90 miles an hour!"

 

[brendalovescompo]

We wuz poor

Aw , but we wuz poor and scruffy:biggrin:

 

[Beth]

I am not too proud to be kept.

 

[Beth]

He is not going to fall; Howard is always up a ladder. Pearl has trained him for ladders. She has done everything except feed him bananas; he could play 2nd lead in a Tarzan picture.

 

[dick]

"Morning madam, would you like to be saved??:"
"First I would like something to happen to save me from!!

 

[Beth]

Cleggy: Mother needed constant reassuring that I hadn't been killed or kidnapped.

 

[Beth]

I am surrounded by romantics!

 

[onyx(John)]

The wife's lethal in bed. It's like sleeping with a can opener.

 

[Beth]

Why is it if there is such a shortage of oil that it keeps appearing on my trouser bottoms.

 

[Beth]

I want to give thee some advice, forget canaries, stick with ferrats!

 

[Beth]

Barry, we're going to take a steady ( amble?) around this field. We are not doing Starship Enterprise.

 

[onyx(John)]

Oh her, didn't her voice break before ours? Yes, and she showed us all how to shave.

 

[Beth]

Wesley: Does she sound a bit off tune to ya Barry?