Best one liners

I still love . . . .
"Phwoar! What's that you're using on your windows, Howard?"
"The best years of my life."
 
Clegg: I hate going to jumble sales, I was once mistaken for the old clothes store. (Hey Big Vendor)
 
"Tha' knows I'm not the marrying kind, but I wouldn't mind something with visiting privileges."
 
Nora : "I wonder sometimes if you would ever miss me if I left."
Wally : "We could give it a try."
 
Clegg: "Don't stare; it's rude."
Billy: "Exactly. Anybody would think we'd never seen a bloke in a dressing gown up to his waist in water strangling a swan before." ;D
 
Norah...."Have you still lost that pigeon> ?? Wally............. " I've lost more than me pigeon !! :o :o :-[
 
Clegg: "The young are a great comfort as you grow older. Makes you realise that at least you're going in the right direction." ;D ;D
 
Seymour on being told he cant cane small boys......"Not even here and there??"
Clegg........"Specially not there!!"
 
Blamire: "If you've nothing more constructive to offer, kindly go outside and read the tailboard of some reversing lorry." ;) :)
 
Clegg: "It's the only thing that worries me about going to Heaven. Would I ever get used to the height?" :D
 
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