Best one liners

You've got a real flair for stupidity Foggy!:08: :roflmao:
 
Another Pearl- ism .............Close your mouth before you find your other foot in it!:46:
 
Bus Conductress.............No vehicles on the vehicle !! :46:
Cleggy.............It's a parcel , a parcel!!:13:

Conductress..............Go on clever beggar, you try posting it!! :08:
 
He's got more rattle than Rafferty's shed.
 
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COMPO.....................You want to strangle them poor little children?? :eek: .............Use your pole that's what it's for!:sneaky:
 
Foggy to Smiler with the motorbike ..............Its practically all downhill from the top of the hill! You could give us all a lift! :geek:

Compo .............Good plan, we'll see you at the top of the hill Smiler!:sneaky:
 
Compo talking to Clegg COMPO. Hey Norm what's a trice? CLEGG. It's like a jiffy but with 3 wheel's
 
After Foggy had swum in the Sea at Scarborough Compo- " You'll be able to listen to his teeth chattering all the way home , it'll be like a jar full of marbles in a spin dryer"
 
Compo is looking for the dried date that Nora threw at him as he wants to be buried with it. Clegg says Have you thought about cremation with a few more ingredient's you'd come up like a fruit cake
 
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WALLY..........Oh ta !! :eek: o:

NORAH......How many times do you have to wash up??:mad:

WALLY........Every blasted Christmas! :02:
 
Foggy talking about splinter's. You don't call these midget things spinter's, I've seen em out east as big as tent peg's
 
Compo............Me Little gaping Fly !
Foggy..........Him speak with forked tongue, him Big Gaping Fly!
Compo.........Tomahawks! :sneaky:
Foggy...........Moccasins to you too!! :cautious:
 
Cleggy talking about Auntie Wainwright. I'm not going near her without a crucifix and a boat load of garlic
 
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