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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Foggy to Compo: “Will you kindly not start rumors of that IRRESPONSIBLE nature.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Clegg about Foggy: “He was the only one in our school who failed DIRTY jokes.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Compo: “When all a bloke like me wants, from a woman full of CHRISTIAN CHARITY, is a little bit of a tumble on me lonely sofa.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Compo to Foggy: “Stiff upper lip! That looks like an untrimmed flue BRUSH.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Compo: “If It weren’t for the URGES of the flesh I think I could forget about women altogether.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Foggy: “That’s the first time I’ve seen a vicar scream in mortal TERROR.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Sid: “No wonder there’s always a SLUMP in my domestic harmony after you three have been in.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Clegg discussing Tommy Warburton: “It was the night that he swore he’d give up his RELATIONSHIP with a certain married woman.”
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    The FBI

    Did you order the box from Amazon? They seem to have everything.
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Foggy to Compo: “Trained to kill is it? One of your DEADLY DOBERMAN canaries?”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Compo to Nora: “It’s funny, I always see thee as the Margot Fonteyn of the CLOTHESLINE.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Compo to Nora: “Some people like watching BALLET. I like to watch thee hanging out tha washing.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Glenda to Barry: “You are now in line for our big priZe.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Howard to Pearl: “YOU whacked my knuckles with YOUR spoon.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Toby to Morton: “I’ll show my eX what she’s in danger of losing if she’s not careful.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Howard to Hobbo: “You’ve been saying that all WEEK.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Barry to Howard: “I thought I knew the VOICE.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Alvin reading sign in Auntie Wainwright’s shop: “Hands in pockets UNLESS accompanied by the owner.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Toby, leaning on police car, to Cooper, seated inside: “I want you to TAKE me home.” Cooper: “Give over, we’ve only just met.”
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    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Alvin referring to Hobbo: “We think they’re JEALOUS of his needlework.”
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