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    Crisp Sarnie anyone??

    Am wondering if we have to make it clear here to our US cousins that the pickle used here is typically of the Branston Pickle type - 'Branston Pickle is made from a variety of diced vegetables'. Full details: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branston_%28brand%29 Most commonly used cheese will...
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Men Jokes ....................... A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE. ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN. One day my housework-challenged Husband decided to wash...
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Subject: Dillerisms… Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public...
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    The Explanation

    The Explanation Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, scientists believe. Much like a computer struggles as the hard drive gets full...
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    Beware the Oglethorpe.

    I threw in my query on the basis of a Note in Wikipedia against 'Beware the Oglethorpe', the first episode of Series#19: 'This is the first regular episode to have a Cold open. Although past episodes used them occasionally.' I realise that the syntax is poor and the statement a wee bit...
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    Happy Birthday, Pearl

    Maths as well? Dear me!
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    Beware the Oglethorpe.

    Yes, but which was the very first episode with a 'a cold open'?
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    LOTSW on Youtube / the Blamire years

    All Blamire episodes EXCEPT the pilot are available on the Region 2 DVD, Last of the Summer Wine, Series #1 & 2.
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    Update.

    Vaya con Dios.
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the...
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    Happy New Year from HQ

    The More Traditional Version (as sung in Scotland) Auld Lang Syne Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, and auld lang syne? CHORUS: For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we’ll tak' a cup o’ kindness yet, for...
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    Not Happy Birthday

    Moi aussi.
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    Happy New Year from HQ

    :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: :coffee: Slàinte mhath! Slàinte mhor! To all for 2015. And lang may yer lum reek. :37: :37: :37: :37: :37: :dance: :dance: :dance:
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    Still Open All Hours

    just watched the second episode (recorded). Thoroughly enjoyed it!
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    New Years Resolution

    As of tomorrow, to cease prevarication. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
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    New Years Resolution

    To attempt the impossible and resolve never again to be rude to Pearl. :respect: :respect: :respect: :respect: :respect: :respect: :respect:
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