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    The Names Bond... James Bond.

    Taking of Daniel Craig !!!!......he is from Heswall on the Wirral......and our cleaner here at the docks used to go out with him !!!!..[SWIT-SWOO !!!].....she said he was only young and that he was not the swim short wearing hunk that he is now...he was skinny and spotty !!!...[mind...
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    Saint Patrick

    Liverpool was MENTAL !!!!....there are thousands and thousands of 1st,2nd and 3rd generation Irish in my city !!!....they say Liverpool is the capital of Ireland !!!...[my father was from County Mayo]...PLUS.....we have the cheap flights from Dublin so you can imagine the scenes at 10am when...
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    The Agony of choice

    Makes us laugh.....makes us cry.....makes us happy.....makes us sad.....calms us down....gives us purpose....makes us think....makes us value each other.....MAKES US ONE GLOBAL FAMILY OF BARMPOTS !!!!!. X!
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    Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

    "Oh no !!!!!...it's The Sherriff of Nottingham !!!!!!"..... "LINGWEEEEEEEEENIE !!!!!"....... "He's a bit gobby this landlord !!!.....he must be related to The Sherriff of Nottingham !!!"..... Sharp intake of breath....sharp intake of breath followed by a pause....then "WRONG !!!!....it's a...
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    Your favourite quotes from Last Of The Summer Wine. I'll begin

    "And don't let me catch you readin' any FUNNY BOOKS !!!!". "It's like a piece of furniture has come alive !!!!.....I wouldn't mind if you weren't so badly put together !!!!!"..........2 great lines from "ower Nora" from the number one episode [in my humble opinion].........The Mysterious Feet of...
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    Motorcycle Gear

    "The speed....." "The danger..... "I'M GOING RACING !!!!"... "A man has to do what a man has to do".........followed by a swift "WHACK" from Ivy's handbag !!!!!!!
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    Motorcycle Gear

    "There's a man finely dressed in his riding gear", "Not his underwear" "But his riding gear" "Let us go for a ride on my motorbike" "And I shall gladly drive you round the twist".......our scruffy hero crooning to our Nora...when he heard her exclaim that she loves men in riding gear...
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    Nearly 1000

    Barry !!!!....your phrase "ON MY LAND" reminds me of that wonderful Geordie magazine "VIZ".......remember......... Farmer Palmer.....with his 12 bore shotgun.....he would exclaim "GET OFF MY LAND !!!!"......before blowing some little furry dog's head off whilst their owners look on in horror...
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    Ill have a P please Bob

    I agree with Ferret...Shooting Stars had Vic and Bob at their maniacal best !!!......it tickles me every time I think about the contestants all cooing and moving their hands skywards to try attract "THE DOVE FROM ABOVE"...pure lunacy !!. x!
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    Four legged friends

    Aunty's "riding simulator" in "The Pony Set".......okay...can I have half a point because it was a wooden horse ?????
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    Your Favourite Episode...

    I concur with my American friend !!! [CODFANGLERS !!!]..... "Mysterious Feet" is the perfect episode.....from the pub scene "I'M WRONG AGE FOR GOING STERILE"....to the "pigeon scene"....."IV'E RAISED HER FROM AN EGG !!!...SHE'S MY PIGEON !!!".....to our scruffy hero's face contorted with lust...
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    I almost forgot to say

    Just call me the "Scouse Yaz".....coz "THE ONLY WAY IS UP BAYYYYBEEEEE !!!!!!"......infact...."WER'E GONNA WIN DA LEEEEEEGUE !!!!!". X!
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    I almost forgot to say

    YOU ARE OUR FORUM !!, OUR ONLY FORUM !!, YOU MAKE US HAPPY !!, WHEN SKIES ARE GREY !!, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW JUST !!, HOW MUCH WE LOVE YOU !!, SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE OUR FORUM AWAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!. X!
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    Serves us right

    "My wife shrinks my underpants !!"... " You mean they shrunk in the wash "... "No.....I mean my wife shrinks my underpants !!!"... " Why would she do that ?".... " It's deepy Freudian......I don't want to into that !!!"... "Are they jockey shorts ?"... " They are now !!!!!".....then the pair see...
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    Top 10 Non Roy Clarke tv shows

    Only Fools [especially the "Jolly Boys","Dates" and"Yuppie Love" era and onwards] Still Game. Auf Wiedersehen Pet [specifically series 2...the greatest series I have EVER seen on any comedy/drama.......perfection] Father Ted. Rab C Nesbitt. Young Ones. On The Buses. Whatever happened to the...
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