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"But I am supposed to be minding Ferrets Mr.Pegden !!!!!"....... Every time I think of this part of the wonderful festive episode I think of our scruffy hero dressed as a jockey...bringing his ferrets into Ivy's in a big box.....she asked him why he is wearing his gear to which he exclaims "It's...

It's one of the few times in our wonderful show that you see "ower Nora" with a happy smile on her face and a proper laugh....when she is talking about"...."OWER DUDLEY".......he makes her laugh......but then again.......he made Wally laugh......"WHEN HE BROKE HIS LEG !!!!!". X!

Howard would become a SERIOUS SANTA CRUM if he found out that the GOOD FAIRY was draped around a big strong "ASSISTANT MANAGER" !!!!

Sorry to be a "FESTIVE FOOD CRUM" but.......I have been a vegetarian for 4 decades......a vegan for 5 years.......it's the ethical side you see......I simply cannot eat something that had a mummy........or a face !!!!. All my love, Keith.....the only vegan Docker on Liverpool Docks !!!. X!

A horrific black and white film that because it was in black and white brought home the true reality of depraved human behaviour against true love and compassion for fellow human beings......Schindler's List. I urge EVERYONE to watch it....it should give us all a lesson from history. You will...

I agree 100% with Flatcap 50..... out of our intrepid "formula 1 wannabee's" mouth comes the immortal words......"I'M GOIN' RACING.....A MAN HAS TO DO WHAT A MAN HAS TO DO !!!!!!!".........following by a look of absolute distain by Ivy.....and a swift....." WALLOP !!!!!" with her handbag...

"Uncle of the bride"....."Crums"....and "What's Santa bought for Nora then ?" ARE FOR LIFE !!!....NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS !!!!!!...... X!

In my [very humble] opinion the "date and walnut cake" scene is one of the best interaction scenes in the whole of our wonderful series. Bill was absolutely PERFECT !!!!......the dialogue between the 3 is absolutely faultless and perfectly acted out. You can see by their faces that the "gang"...

After watching "The changing face of rural Blamire" again I think that Roy missed a trick by not using the "infamous" Oswald Green....the high powered executive in charge of the "SHINYGLOW EMPIRE" !!!. I thought he was absolutely amazing !!......his manic attitude and his patter was in my very...

Although I am from "Scouseland" my mate lived next door but two from the shop !!!!...[he was an Evertonian just like me !!]. When I visited him it was a ladies hairdressers....I kept expecting a boooooooming voice shouting " G,G,GRANVILLE !!!!!!...FETCH YER CLOTH !!!!!!!". X!

She made Nora Batty look like Eva !!!!!!!. X!

Talking of linoleum......I URGE EVERYONE to please watch the COMEDY GENIUS that is Billy Connolly talking about a linoleum shop in Methil [where linoleum used to be made]...it is pure comedy gold !!!. He states that the reason the linoleum industry died is because no one can pronounce...

I discovered this gem very late.... I think the dialogue is absolutely top notch....."our Sid" and Compo's [very brief[ girlfriend are absolutely perfectly cast. I think it is even more "northern" than our beloved show. I really think it seems to be specifically aimed at a northern...

The perfect combination for a fun filled life !!!....."WOODBINES AND FUNNY WOMEN" !!!!!! X!

EVERY NIGHT......when I go bed I put the DVD on......I start on series 1....get to series 31...then start again......our wonderful show lets me drift off with a serene calmness.......AND...if I wake up in the night.....I put the DVD back on.....and drift away again......fortunately due to my...

"HERE HE COME..........MAN WITH STEEL FINGERS" "HERE HE COME......MAN WHO MOVES NO LEAVES" "HERE HE COME......WALKING GIANT"....... "HERE HE COME.....MAN WHO MOVES LIKE PANTHER" All spoken in Foggy's very strange impression of "the little fellas"...at least 3 octaves higher than his usual voice...

Yer worse than THE BANDIT FROM STOKE ON TRENT !!!!!... X!

Terry !!!!.....I don't want to go all "HERMAN TEASDALE" on you !!!....but I will not accept the excuse that "THE CHEQUE'S IN THE POST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"......I will be calling at every allotment in Lincolnshire !!!!!!!! X!.

THIS IS MY 700TH POST ON OUR WONDERFUL LIFE AFFIRMING UNIQUE FORUM.... I joined our merry band of barmpots on June 12th 2015.......not thinking that this wonderful site would become an absolute obsession !!!..... To say it is addictive would be a massive understatement !!!... I have gained TRUE...

Forget Tony Soprano !!!......Yer need "Tony The Throat" to pay 'em a visit !!!!...."SORT THE CAMERAS OUT OR YOU WILL BE SLEEPIN' WI' DA FISHES" !!!! X!