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:fp::tw: Another Pearler !! Speaking of which Pearl can you jab those two layabouts and get them to add the groan emoji to the like list please, it was requested many times in the past, usually after one of Mr Mash's posts but has failed to appear ;):):):):)

Like Foggy it was thick skinned only when Foggy jabbed it directly with his Spear /Lance did the skin rip .

Paddy goes for a job on the building site and the Foreman says "I have two questions for you and if you answer them correctly you get the job" " Can you make tea?" Paddy replies " To be sure Sir I can make the Tea no problem at all Sir " "Well can you drive a Fork Lift truck?" Paddy replies "...

Must give a shout out for my local producer who have outlets not only selling sausages to cook but also have a hot sandwich section selling sausage butties and sausage rolls, so wholesome the best selling Greggs ones take one look and head off to the Gym for some weight lifting. The quality of...

Gorilla

I've been chatting with Rick about comedy , the lucky guy has watched One Foot in the Grave for the first time how good would that be even though I watched many times and still find it one of the best comedies ever you cant replicate that sort of breaking the seal on a new jar of coffee moment ...

won't be cash highly likely Devon Cream Teas your choice :) :) :)

Never had this issue with older cars like the one below

Thanks Terry

Cyril may only write tickets but he was brave enough to date Marina and Foggy would run a mile at the very thought of it . :)

IF you please don't mind me asking Terry how many did you put in the car and where have you sited them , thank you for any information.

I am not sure if you have seen Peter Kay's routine about school where he refers to Paddy McGuiness being permanently resident on the "Thick Table" and how he could never see Paddy getting of job . Of course Paddy has gone on to present many shows, his current being Inside the Factory and to an...

A Farmer is distraught having found his cows frozen in the field this week , he drops to his knees and prays for help . At that a lady appears waves her arm towards the field , the snow melts and the cows trot towards the gate . The farmer is crying with sheer emotion and turns to the woman...

I cannot find it thus far but on Dailymotion site they have the Growing Pains of PC Penrose which you may enjoy Amos , it being the prequel to Rosie. https://www.dailymotion.com/search/pc%20penrose/top-results Update Rosie episodes are on You Tube...

In this inclement weather it will be nice to have all that extra heat so Pearl don't blow the candles out . Oh no did I press post reply i'm and dead man :eek: :oops: