Recent content by captain clutterbuck

I would be delighted to pay a subscription and happy to top up the amount if we fall short of 25 members .

Hello and Welcome to the forum . I hope you enjoy your time on here and I look forward to your posts on the threads . IF you are watching episodes and are wondering where they are filmed I can recommend Maltrab's [Terry] excellent location map and also the member's photo section :)

I got a Garmin Sat Nav from Currys but I had to take it back fault with the GPS . I was approaching Manchester and the voice said " You are approaching Manchester turn around while you have got a chance its a S$%£&LE" :eek:;) NB Other towns and cities are available which have a similar...

Could equally post a pic of Howard uttering the very same words to cover up the fact he gave Pearl the present intended for Marina by mistake.

The Met office have issues a yellow weather warning for the next 48 hours for the whole of the North of England and Scotland . A thick fog of Lynx Africa has engulfed the area . Driving conditions are expected to be hazardous , people with breathing problems should remain indoors and keep their...

I have seen the scathing comments in the press and online criticising the TV schedule yesterday but I was delighted to watch the Ballet , Tchaikovsky's musical score and based on Hoffman's tale, the Nutcracker was a wonderful break in the schedule , the music was so relaxing, the sheer...

Great news Leigh!

A huge thank you Terry, Tony, Pearl and John for keeping this wonderful site going and allowing us to pay homage to our brilliant show and the characters have graced it's episodes long may it continue . To all the members a huge thank you for all your contributions which cover the spectrum of...

Ah your last quiz for Christmas Terry, well, if you don't mind me saying it's a tad easy , of course I can name them all back row left to right Glenda, Barry, Seymour ................................. ;):)

Talking of Insurance in the tradition of the "4U" firms for all sorts of things then I think we need a new one BAGS4U . "I was sitting on the bus when a backpack hit me in the face making my nose bleed, I lodged a claim with BAGS4U and I got £200 compensation ." I am really making the point...

I so wanted this to work but on the whole it didn't its very gentle comedy but after seeing Ronnie B in big hitters Porridge and Open All Hours this never hit the heights sadly.

Picture of you offering him a cup of hot sweet tea to get over the shock

I was out with ex work colleagues and long term friends yesterday 50% are Mackems and 50% Toon fans including me , everything was good nobody really mentioned the game but it was really funny to see the Sunderland lads trying to drink their pints with that smug look on their face, fair bit of...

In Toon its called a Ganzey but me muther ran oot of wool so nee sleeves.

A happy Christmas and three points for you Mr Blue of the Blues , hope we beat Utd really strange only having one game on Boxing Day . Have a great time. :)