Recent content by captain clutterbuck

The "who can impersonate the worst ventriloquist competition at the family xmas party"

Talking toffee the great Scots comedian used to tell a story about passing a man lying on the ground asking him " Have you fallen?? " , " No I'm just trying to break a particular difficult bar of Toffee in my back pocket"

Luckily I'm up North, hopefully out of harm's way and of any chance of retribution for the moment, otherwise I suspect I'd be getting a right battering pancaking :eek: :)

XL Gobstoppers the Husband's go to sweet for his wife's birthday . ;)

I know an [old] lady who set an alarm I don't know why she set an alarm , perhaps she's a Barm? :eek::08:;)

Really nice to have you onboard Alexo, great introduction to yourself , I am sure you'll appreciate the other comedy show sections that have been set up and the threads are littered with references to all sorts of comedies from years gone by . I hope you enjoy your time on here and I wish you a...

Thanks Barry shows how much of a problem this place is for a developer as you say a shop , cafe or micropub would be far easier but not sure the footfall given it's location would be high enough to make it viable , is that supported by the fact that Alan JW Bell thought it an ideal location...

Upstairs needs to be open plan and become the living area because that is where all the light is , clearly the walls that form the hallway are going to be supporting walls but that can be overcome . It would be good to see the overhead plan view of both floors because the video is...

I have just binned the remains of a bag I had bought a while back weren't what I remembered didn't seem to have the sharp lime taste I remembered. :)

It is rather, no natural light, despite its history with our beloved show its not a place I'd like to buy and live in, much prefer Hill Street properties though Cleggie's comes with a health warning your neighbour is constantly barging in through your door.

Thank you so much for posting that link Tony , brilliant I will watch all the videos today but had to go for the Lark in the morning first, memories of Swarb , but wow what a huge surprise when I opened it just fantastic.

It has been announced that the new Swedish Prime Minister will be the ex CEO of Ikea , he expects to have his Cabinet built and in place by the weekend.:tw::fp:

With cream or Custard , maybe I should have quoted Graham's post :):):)

It is called Pumping iron , it is a genuine track credited to Graham Preskett from an album credited to him , KPM1000 series: Sunburst.

See Emily Play by Pink Floyd the very first single I ever bought back in the sixties, which seems such a long long time ago.