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Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come [ Get some containers off them boats our Anthony you ............ !! :)] Watching the ships roll in And then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah I'm sittin' on the dock of the bay Watching the tide roll [down me shnoz] away I'm...

Memory lane for me Ferret when I was working we had a conference in a large hotel in Pott Shrigley effectively a jolly up and I have an abiding memory of about an hour after they opened the free bar and one of the most senior managers being carried out absolutely plastered after downing red...

In one of John Lewis's cafe's on Thursday last week I bought a slice of Xmas cake to keep me cool wasn't really effective but tasted nice.

I assumed Leroy is Granville's son, there is an episode where Paula Wilcox [her of Man About the House ] turns up playing Leroy's mum and it is implied that Granville is his dad but apologies in advance if I got that wrong.

Only wee on the tree no pump on the stump :eek:Oh Matron!

My biggest issue with it is Mrs Featherstone romantically chasing Granville when in OAH nothing could be father from that scenario . It didn't warrant a remake becomes very predictable as the series progress and lacks the quality OAH had in the writing. I think personally they should have left...

Any fans of Oh Doctor Beeching ? It is being shown on That's TV today should anyone want to watch and/or record I have set a series link on my TIVO box.

I had the absolute pleasure of attending Newcastle's Theatre Royal yesterday for the matinee of The Last Laugh which is a play set in a dressing room of a theatre and is about the meeting of three of the greatest stars allegedly there to do a show Tommy Cooper , Eric Morecambe and Bob Monkhouse...

Hokey Cokey springs to mind Your appointment's on Your appointment's off On , Off , On ,Off they ain't treating your tickly cough IS that Hokey Cokey ? No its $%£" not That's what its all about. :mad:

Watched Sting at Isle of Wight last weekend on Sky Arts he can still sing , reinvented some of his hits but to be fare the crowd seemed ambivalent most of the set, didn't seem to identify with him at all even Edith Bowman seemed to struggle to enthuse in that gushing manner you associate with...

Not a years supply of Cornish Pasties ? :08:

Watched like you on TV recall Quo and Rockin all over the world , it elevated Queen to cult status it not only offered great entertainment but raised awareness at a time of great suffering , did it change the world , yes for a while but sadly the same issues and more remain.

Mention of church bells can't help but make me remember the Time on my Hands episode when the paratrooper is caught on the church clock and Mainwairing's , Jones and Fraser's hat are used to silence the bell to their detriment.

I was in Saltburn last year and will be next week as staying in Whitby and will use the ol' bus pass to travel up on a day trip . Sadly the Funicular was still being repaired last year but I believe it is back in service and is a must to travel on for the sheer admiration of the engineering ...

Bamburgh is iconic and wonderful to visit but for me it is Ford Castle in Northumberland because we had a field trip from school whilst in the sixth form and stayed in the Castle . We learned to play croquet , never ever played since , the lawn was near the battlements so had fun knocking...