Recent content by captain clutterbuck

There is an Alemanian barber near me seeking to recover lost revenue from the time in lockdown by working 7 days a week .What's his name I hear you ask ............................ Herr Cut ....groan!! :tw::fp:

A suitable title for an episode to celebrate could be " Sticky Buns Ride Again "

Compo would be desperate to form a social bubble with Nora, classing her as vulnerable .................................. to him grabbing , cuddling and kissing her :13:

Some of our Heritage railways are opening up , so nipped on webcam and here are a couple of nice shots. Isle of Wight Steam opens today and as you can see lots of people milling about looks like some sort of official ceremony to mark it reopening . The other is FFestiniog railway no trains but...

Expecting a plague of Frogs Wednesday !

As his number one fan Peri has Jack been watching the return of Paddy in Midsomer Murders over the last few Sunday Evenings . He was nearly taken out by a motorbike in last night's episode driven by the despicable Keith Allen.

Would have been great if they had shot it at Pinewood and the set when they opened the door was from one of the Carry On Films .

"Her" that is the Mandy character he played who would push the reporter to the ground after the you are awful catchphrase , the gay character was definitely a male and his catch phrase was the one I mentioned in the other post.

I got lucky followed your lead but took a different Tack on the Carpet van theme Groan!! :fp:

There was a show about 70's comedy on late last night and Dick Emery was one of the featured items but in particular when his various characters are doorstepped by an Interviewer for sound bites and his Gay male character [Apologies if this is the incorrect term ] always says "Hello Honky Tonk...

In his own mind he was always one step ahead of Pearl but given he is vertically challenged that would only amount to a foot , far too close for comfort.

Capital C or little c very much depends on how many doubloons you have in your treasure chest I would Venture my Capital is plentiful after years of plundering the straits of Sandown and the Bends of Beverley with my trusty crew of Aargh Jim Lad Brokes and plundering Paddy Power so for me most...

Dick its the Van Tom arrives in after Compo's funeral in from Here to Paternity and appears in some Vans make you Deaf when Wesley is giving it the big hammer treatment . I checked the Carpet van in Enter the Hawk and they used a different one L934 KJA.

Wonder if the first person to actually go inside each pub on May 17th to buy a drink will get a free glass of whisky as the New Year First Foot ;)

All too often children are "dragged up" without good role models :mad: