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  1. captain clutterbuck

    The Summerwine.net music thread

    is it me but is there a soupcon of Morrisey in the opening vocal bars of the song.
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    Raining

    Were there strings are you telling me Scott, Virgil , Lady Penelope and Parker were puppets !!!! That's nearly as bad as when I learnt Father Xmas was my old man putting the presents under the tree :08:
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Paddy is crestfallen his precious dog has gone missing and he is so upset. His wife says " Why don't you put an advert in the local paper you never know someone might know where he is and you could get him returned " Paddy does exactly that but three weeks later still no dog . His wife asks him...
  4. captain clutterbuck

    Raining

    A bit like hiding the strings in Thunderbirds .
  5. captain clutterbuck

    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    NO returns - Auntie's Business Motto
  6. captain clutterbuck

    ROY CLARKE SCRIPTS

    So Sorry, whilst I would love to own some sadly I don't.
  7. captain clutterbuck

    Learn Something New Everyday.

    His daughter Charlotte acted up to 2002 mostly single appearances in a show but she did have a role in the Carla Lane Series Screaming coincidentally alongside Lucy Briers the daughter of Richard Briers.
  8. captain clutterbuck

    Up Up and away

    How many young lads suffered from jaw ache by chewing huge quantities of gum , specifically Bazooka Joe , to get enough tokens to get the Xray specs to .......... well we all know what for Oh Matron! :eek:
  9. captain clutterbuck

    The Price of 100 grams

    Bit about this in the press saying that Posties are complaining because they are being asked to prioritise Parcels at the expense of letters so someone has suggested putting important single letters in a box to effectively make it a parcel and then you can use a courier to expedite the delivery...
  10. captain clutterbuck

    The Price of 100 grams

    Do you get a letter back saying lovely cards but where are the sausage rolls or iced buns you normally find in a Tupperware box.
  11. captain clutterbuck

    Odd Coincidence

    All of a Florrie was on today , just realised there is a coincidence Truly uses Tom as his psychic advisor reading the cards to try and put Florrie off Truly and Jean Mockford who plays Florrie was a psychic advisor of sorts in Up Pompei as Senna the Soothsayer.
  12. captain clutterbuck

    The Price of 100 grams

    IF people send Christmas Cards by Post time to start saving now !
  13. captain clutterbuck

    Great Chip Shops

    Some Chip shops had rather special staff waiting on
  14. captain clutterbuck

    Learn Something New Everyday.

    When I saw the old fashioned clothes horses I was always reminded of a Geordie comic [not the best ] who said he'd seen Muhammad Ali in Cowgate [District of Newcastle] looking for a Clay's Horse to dry his clothes :fp::tw:
  15. captain clutterbuck

    For all of Tony's Hard Work

    It came with a useful free gift something Tony can use to buy his pasties NB I was " abroad " in Sunderland on Thursday and I happened upon my first Just Eat robot delivery pod . It seemed to take the same route as myself , people's reactions are quite different , an old "lag" who'd had a...
  16. captain clutterbuck

    Is it to Late

    There are alternatives
  17. captain clutterbuck

    Learn Something New Everyday.

    She appears in Horse Trading , one of my favourite episodes which is probably one of the least PC episodes and would never be made today . The two actors Alan Starkey and John " Chuffer" Rutland [from our beloved show] with the Braddocks brand Black Lead ruse are brilliant, especially the line...
  18. captain clutterbuck

    Summer Wine A-Z Game

    Colin - Summer wine Bus tour guide and driver
  19. captain clutterbuck

    Great Chip Shops

    Special cups
  20. captain clutterbuck

    Great Chip Shops

    So many chippies going to the wall because of the costs , all three main elements , oil, potato and fish have risen to extremely high prices that drive up the price of production which of course pass on to the Customer who stop going because of the high cost . We have lost a whole chain of long...
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