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  1. captain clutterbuck

    Clever camera work

    I go on quite a few coach trips and you are totally correct there Flatcap . My funniest ever was to Warwick Castle , the driver was new to the job fatal mistake ASK the passengers when they want to leave so after a bit of a row 4pm was agreed . A few old'uns were sick of the place [no idea why I...
  2. captain clutterbuck

    For Train Fans...

    I'm not sure if you used the live feed on You Tube Barry but in the past I have used this . You can sign up for free or subscribe , plenty of free cams if you don't subscribe but if you do there are train cams both at home and abroad . Its the no access page because I hadn't signed in but you...
  3. captain clutterbuck

    Aunties Prices

    Sadly Madly Bradley on U and Gold today Auntie up to usual stunts inflatable boat falls off the back of landrover and she up to charging Tom and Smiler for use of the boat . However, the post isn't got that am I the only one who thinks there's more than a touch of the carry on in some of the...
  4. captain clutterbuck

    For Train Fans...

    Of course pre closure and reopening as Severn Valley Railway this lot ran the station at Arley which was called Hatley before renaming it.
  5. captain clutterbuck

    Photo Corner

    Didn't have you down as a camping enthusiast Barry more 5 star luxury hotel :)
  6. captain clutterbuck

    Poor Smiler

    "My Barry is wearing make-up!" Glenda sobbing at the Ladies Coffee Morning .
  7. captain clutterbuck

    Up High

    Thought Roy use to say "see what you see and say it" or was it " Say what you see and see it" or "Say what you see and say it" :fp: I'm confused now wish I'd never started.
  8. captain clutterbuck

    Poor Smiler

    "My Barry has shot a clown :13:" Glenda is distraught at the ladies coffee morning. Watching Midsommer Murders Send in the Clowns episode Mike Grady is a clown in a circus with a drink problem and he shoots his fellow Clown partner . Let's hope Uncle Cuddly is safe and well.
  9. captain clutterbuck

    PC Cooper changes force...

    PC Walsh is more versatile he turns up in lots of shows he was even a very early Innkeeper in Zapped.
  10. captain clutterbuck

    Up High

    Can't believe it [hope I'm not wrong] but how did Eli never end up on a roof of some sort :)
  11. captain clutterbuck

    In Later days.

    After Pearl and Nelly's hints that sent Hobbo spiralling towards Auntie's Costume department I think that was a double bluff and there was some truth in it so think Neil from the Young Ones 50 years on . Sadly the remaining hair is now grey , the sight has gone and of course he's wearing John...
  12. captain clutterbuck

    Tha's pinched me best bird

    I wonder if he ever went to Lyons Coffee Houses in London at some point and nipped the Nippys .
  13. captain clutterbuck

    Up High

    Marina When this old world starts getting me down And Howard is just too much for me to face I climb way up to the top of the stairs And all my cares just drift right into space On the roof, it's peaceful as can be And there the world below can't bother me Let me tell you now
  14. captain clutterbuck

    Red Dwarf

    They did broadcast a radio show which were in effect audiobooks but I have never had a chance to listen but I think I may . They are on You Tube at the moment. Looks like Chris Barrie was the narrator. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZ52zBF88DHzIbKprJV7App5VOjA3HFtr But they could...
  15. captain clutterbuck

    Red Dwarf

    We know U pulled perhaps the last chance of making any further episodes but as you may or may not know Chris Barrie has been quite ill . He has made a recovery to a point where he can attend the Red Dwarf Com Con but I must say I was deeply shocked when I saw a picture of him at a recent event...
  16. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    A coach of visually impaired people are on a coach trip to Blackpool . The driver dropped them off and heads to a local for some refreshment parking the bus outside . He gets talking to the local and he tells them about the passengers and how he has left them to have a game of football on the...
  17. captain clutterbuck

    Happy Heavenly Birthday John Lennon

    These were particularly difficult for our Coach driver very narrow road lots of cars parked and trying to traverse the road somehow he managed it despite a bit of a stand off with a taxi coming in the opposite direction so so grateful he did , he deserves a medal for his efforts.
  18. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Paddy's struggling down the road with a Wardrobe . Seamus says " Hey Paddy that looks heavy why don't you get Mick to help you" Paddy says " Ah well he can't he's inside carry the clothes!"
  19. captain clutterbuck

    Ludwig

    It is excellent Amos after watching the first series couldn't wait for the second . In series one its about him , the second seems to be about discovering what happened to his Brother . Anna Maxwell Martin is a brilliant actress and is so pushy in this but for the right reasons .
  20. captain clutterbuck

    Happy Birthday to me

    Best wishes Amos given what you have said another milestone achieved.
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