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    Get out

    " Where did you get that hat!!" for Nora, "what the Blood and Stomach pills you've finished " for Ivy and " Has anyone seen Howard?" for Pearl.
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    Just caught up with episode 2 thank you Leigh for all the diligent research and work to present a thought provoking and yet again fascinating insight into these comedies of yesteryear. It's strange that they are no longer seen on terrestrial tv because it would be so interesting to see what...
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    Quotable Arkwright.....

    Granville: IF I'm Hungarian why did me mother call me Granville Arkwright: Well you top half might be Granville but your bottom half looks Hungarian and is probably called Hugo . Shop Bell rings Arkwright: Don't you go Hugo I'll go .
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    Quotable Arkwright.....

    Jellytot Julie: Do you think I have flyaway hair Mr Arkwright Arkwright: Well it's still on your head isn't it.
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    Lidl -> stirrer -> Red Dwarf vibes

    Were Lister's drink stirred in earlier episodes by an attachment to Kryten's groinal socket? Similar to the hoover when he picks up and spits out a penny. I can't see anyone else, other than Lister, drinking any drinks stirred by that attachment. :)
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    Fixer-upper for Wesley

    "Wesley Pegden why have you been moving things again !!!!" " How did you manage to get that in their ??"
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    Was this Nora's Fathers Shop

    Percy Battye purveyor of premium clothing for the discerning Pigeon Fancier.
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    Dino

    He doesn't look that old so given the series ended some time ago did he feature as a baby or small child [sorry cannot recall any episodes but sure someone will ]
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    What Episode #7

    Vital mistake there Terry , the most important letter in Yorkshire and use most frequently seems to be missing "T" as in T'paper surely you can't afford cakes. ;):)
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    The Summerwine.net music thread

    British band Royal Blood had a huge hit figure it out a couple of years ago and the band in effectively a drummer and a bass player but the sounds he gets out of the bass are just stunning , sure Mark King from Level 42 plays a multi string bass as opposed to the normal 4.
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    Quotable Arkwright.....

    Nurse Gladys: I couldn't ask you a favour my Washing Machine is on the blink could you do me a bit of washing Arkwright: There's no need for that I can pop over with my Bare-Bare-Bare ... Nurse Gladys : Your not popping your Bare anything over here Arkwright: I do wish you'd let me finish my...
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    Thank you for posting Leigh another fascinating insight into our comedy yesteryears . So David Croft wasn't the invincible hero of comedy we all thought he was involved with some turkeys and The Virgin Fellas appears to be one . There are some episodes of the Wackers on Dailymotion the quality...
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    Richard, I will not have you...

    Th odd tik tok pops up for KUA spotted one today quoting Clive Swift , downtrodden Richard. "I was reluctant to accept the part of Richard until it hit me that Writer Roy Clarke had written LOTSW. Patricia and I got on well , she is from Birkenhead not far from my birthplace. Like me she is...
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    How do

    Saw a comic who did a little routine about Yorkshiremen appears they are very frugal with their vocabulary and answers are always curt so you ask one where he's from it'll always be an undescriptive one word answer for example "York" . He goes on to divulge that all Yorkshiremen have the sound...
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    Brick Train

    Sir Nigel Gressley was at North Yorkshire Moors Railway a couple of weeks back
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Paddy goes into a shop and he finds a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it. " Bejesas what the hell is that !! I better phone the Police " He Phones "Hello I'm in Murphy's and there's a sandwich with two wires sticking out of it" The Policeman " Is it tickin?" Paddy " No I think its...
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    Attn Barrychuckle

    Know its for Barry but what would he wouldn't cocoa about ? :) Assume that is Hobbo in the hedge just the camouflage paint distorts his face.
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    Compo's Thursday

    Sorry Barry I thought the opposite , I thought the idea that Compo had a Thursday lady, not only that but an extremely attractive Thursday lady, however, one who was aware that Compo was far more attracted to another and that was Nora. It was a really clever twist and surprise to lighten the...
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    Why Do You Watch Last Of The Summer Wine?

    What moving and poignant story Pearl, I imagine even posting it would have been very emotional , thank you for sharing the memory it took great courage to do so.
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    Andy Capp and Compo

    Andy's true snack would be a Ham and Pease pudding stottie with English Mustard or Flo would make him Panhaggerty .
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