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  1. captain clutterbuck

    Outside the shop

    I thought there were a few , sure Mr Newbould has pulled up there , Mrs Featherstone when learning to drive [Both are Customers but not on the occasions they came by car perhaps] , there is an episode where the husband of a woman, who bought yaggis, came to buy more. I think Gastric's mini...
  2. captain clutterbuck

    It Never fails

    The BBC are very environmentally aware , they recycle any old rubbish. :fp:
  3. captain clutterbuck

    Old Colleagues

    Josephine Tewson and June Whitfield appeared in Terry and June.
  4. captain clutterbuck

    Summerwine Pubs or Resturants

    The Flag and Snags - Foggy
  5. captain clutterbuck

    Old Colleagues

    Lynda Baron and and Kathy Staff fro Getting Sam Home and of course Open All Hours.
  6. captain clutterbuck

    It Never fails

    Weren't changes in recycling announced nationwide with the potential for every household to have multiple bins.
  7. captain clutterbuck

    Can someone explain Wetherspoons to me?

    I have been in quite a lot countrywide they do vary but you get cheaper drinks and reasonable food , be honest people go mostly for that reason . I have been on many coach holidays and the first thing the driver tells you on arrival at each destination is where the Spoons is located . There is a...
  8. captain clutterbuck

    Summerwine Pubs or Resturants

    Jeremy's Jelly Jumping Joint with joint tenants Marina and Miss Davenport.
  9. captain clutterbuck

    Summerwine Pubs or Resturants

    The Happy Plaice - a fish restaurant and bar run by Smiler.
  10. captain clutterbuck

    Summerwine Pubs or Resturants

    Tryst in the Lift Marina and Cleggy
  11. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Seamus takes his son to the Zoo when they reach the Elephant House the keeper says this elephant can tell you your age is you ask it . Seamus says "How old is my son" The elephant stamps its foot 6 times . " Jasus he's right my son is 6 !" Seamus asks how old he is . The elephant breaks wind...
  12. captain clutterbuck

    The Summerwine.net music thread

    I was going to watch Small Prophets , finding someone who likes it has encouraged me to do so.
  13. captain clutterbuck

    The old ones are the best

    The disappearing football trick
  14. captain clutterbuck

    Old Colleagues

    I'll give Bill a rest so Frank Thornton and Roy Hudd appeared in the Frankie Howerd film Up the Chastity Belt and they met up again in Spores.
  15. captain clutterbuck

    Old Colleagues

    Bill Owen is easiest to pair up I think , he was in so many films he appeared in Carry on Sergeant as did Norman Rossington and of course they were in Beware the Elbow . They also both appeared in Carry on Nurse.
  16. captain clutterbuck

    Old Colleagues

    Bill Owen and Norman Mitchell were in a series called Taxi! starring Sid James . Bill appeared in a number of episodes but Norman, like he did through his career appeared in one , never a star but huge list of shows including Beware the Oglethorpe where he met Bill again.
  17. captain clutterbuck

    The Summerwine.net music thread

    There's a little story with this song which I christened the Bingo song . Do we have any Bingo players on here ?? I'm not but I have family who are and they go regularly . Some of them mark their books with pens but some have something called a Dabber which come in a variety of colours which you...
  18. captain clutterbuck

    For this price

    ?? Isnt that what Blackpool landladies charges 2 shillings to use and season your dinner.
  19. captain clutterbuck

    Who Did we Not See

    Doh Homer moment of course he did , you feel such a fool , I think the Russians wiped my memory.
  20. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Murphy has a new girlfriend and believes she is definitely the one . Looking around her house he opens a drawer and inside he finds a nurse's uniform, a police uniform and a french maid's costume which make him think twice . " Can I marry a girl who cannot hold down a £$%^ job!"
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