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  1. captain clutterbuck

    A Personal Update

    Wow Terry I am so so sorry to here that , it is distressing to read, my sincerest best wishes to your daughter for an expedient recovery from these shocking injuries . As a parent I cannot begin to think how you must feel , take care .
  2. captain clutterbuck

    This site might be one of the few

    Parking is a mare at Supermarkets now, spaces are to small . I don't know if it was a cunning plan with these larger cars in mind but the Tesco near me stole a march on others in the area by re-marking their car park. Each space is now larger, they added lines so each bay is in fact four lines...
  3. captain clutterbuck

    Moya Brennan R.I.P.

    I read this in the news earlier , what a voice and what a group , they evoke the spirit of Ireland , a very sad loss.
  4. captain clutterbuck

    This site might be one of the few

    Replaced my VW polo at my local Arnold Clark second hand dealership which has Jaecoo as its prime dealership , the car park was full of these monsters , but found a space . Went in to sort out the paperwork and went out with the salesman and couldn't find where I parked it because couldn't see...
  5. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Paddy and Murphy are in the Pub knocking back pints and shots , buying rounds and celebrating . The Barman asks Murphy why they are celebrating . " We just completed a jigsaw in 2 months " The puzzled Barman replies " Well that seems a long time and not worth a celebration." " Oh Yeh!! " Murphy...
  6. captain clutterbuck

    Help!!

    Brilliant Roger thank you so so much this has plagued me for days ! :)
  7. captain clutterbuck

    Help!!

    I am in a bit of a dilemma there was a show I think on ITV maybe 70's or 80's and in the opening titles there is a picture of a man's face, in colour, the face then turns grey and bits of it fall off . I thought it was something that Peter Tinniswood was involved in but now I am doubting it . I...
  8. captain clutterbuck

    Whats the Connection

    I'll try the obvious a bus at the bus station when third man swap took place.
  9. captain clutterbuck

    Moon mission

    I watched until 03.30 when the Helicopters had transferred the astronauts to the ship , fascinating watch . The strangest thing was watching them try to fit the flotation collar seemed to have two attempts , divers battling against the swell . I found it strange why do they take rib boats to...
  10. captain clutterbuck

    My Holmfirth Dash

    IF this was a LOTSW nostalgia trip perhaps a visit to Jackson Bridge and the White Horse Inn would have saved you the traffic hassle could have parked up and walked along Hill Street to look at the houses asking permission perhaps to take a few pictures for the members on here. :)
  11. captain clutterbuck

    Onslowisim

    There is a short book there "The thoughts of Onslow and Daisy" using his quotes of the type you mention and Daisy's attempts of " Amour" :)
  12. captain clutterbuck

    DVD Order

    U and Gold have the strangest classification of what is a Christmas episode for example they tend not to show Hobbo's arrival episode I was a hitman for Primrose Dairies when its due in the run .
  13. captain clutterbuck

    In rehab again

    Wonderful news Marianna sure you'll take it easy not too much Summer wine don't want you pulling your chuckle muscle .:) Take care.
  14. captain clutterbuck

    Approaching Pension age and Summer Wine thoughts…

    There is no "off peak" now with travel especially flights , the world opened up and we collectively decided we want a bit of that . It does not seem that long ago that if you avoided school breaks you could have a relatively enjoyable and stressless journey to foreign climes but not any more and...
  15. captain clutterbuck

    Auntie is a banker!

    .............. or she's a bookie , you can bet you bottom dollar if you go in there you are going to lose money , does that make Smiler a bookie's runner waddler.
  16. captain clutterbuck

    Storm Dave update

    Come on has to be Storming Norman!!!
  17. captain clutterbuck

    Name the episode

    Sure Alvin had a HiFi in his house and it was shown in a tale of two sweaters when they go to Alvin's for Christmas lunch but could be imagining it. Do any of the members know or , as Mainwaring often tells Jones " I think you're in the realms of fantasy there Captain" :)
  18. captain clutterbuck

    Yet Edie Never had one at Home

    The magnificent Edie in her flying machine She goes up, Tiddley up, up She goes down, Tiddley down, down She enchanted the ladies and steals all the cakes scenes With her up, Tiddley up, up And her down, Tiddley down, down Up, down, flying around Looping the loop and defying the ground And...
  19. captain clutterbuck

    Coffee Journey

    I have several coffee generating machines nice DeLongi one I bought when I retired is still the one I use most but for expresso hit you can't beat the old Italian stove top pot . I have a few cafetieres but its a messy job to clean them after use . I have a great local supplier who has a real...
  20. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    three brothers 92,94 and 96 share a house . The 96 year old fills a bath puts his foot in but then asks " was I getting in the bath or getting out? ! On hearing that the 94 year old says " hang on I'll come up and help you " he climbs the stairs and says " was I coming up the stairs or going...
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