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  1. captain clutterbuck

    Yet Edie Never had one at Home

    The magnificent Edie in her flying machine She goes up, Tiddley up, up She goes down, Tiddley down, down She enchanted the ladies and steals all the cakes scenes With her up, Tiddley up, up And her down, Tiddley down, down Up, down, flying around Looping the loop and defying the ground And...
  2. captain clutterbuck

    Coffee Journey

    I have several coffee generating machines nice DeLongi one I bought when I retired is still the one I use most but for expresso hit you can't beat the old Italian stove top pot . I have a few cafetieres but its a messy job to clean them after use . I have a great local supplier who has a real...
  3. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    three brothers 92,94 and 96 share a house . The 96 year old fills a bath puts his foot in but then asks " was I getting in the bath or getting out? ! On hearing that the 94 year old says " hang on I'll come up and help you " he climbs the stairs and says " was I coming up the stairs or going...
  4. captain clutterbuck

    Yet Edie Never had one at Home

    Waslay !! Waslay!! Wesley Pegden get up here now and get me off this roof !!!
  5. captain clutterbuck

    Moon mission

    I watched in awe at both , probably the original was more incredulous but it doesn't detract from the spectacle last night and the sheer courage of these brave souls who have put their lives on the line for exploration .
  6. captain clutterbuck

    What do you make of this

    I tried to be a bit more subtle left the comment 'Fans "ARE LIVID" an anagram of what this really is' see how long that stays :)
  7. captain clutterbuck

    What do you make of this

    Sadly the video is showing as unavailable Terry.
  8. captain clutterbuck

    Episodic Title...

    And I don't think Wotsits are on the 2 for one senior citizens meals in many establishments certainly not Spoons just have to hope they are the Manager's Special.
  9. captain clutterbuck

    jokes bad or otherwise.

    Seamus goes into the Chemists takes out a bottle , pours some of the liquid onto a spoon and asks the Chemist to taste it which she does . " Can I ask you does that taste sweet?" The Chemist replies "No" Seamus replies " Ah good because the Doctor asked me to take my Urine sample to the...
  10. captain clutterbuck

    Am I over 18?

    Dwarfers will remember this Kryten - "Engage lie mode"
  11. captain clutterbuck

    Am I over 18?

    As a computer guy if I said even in Hexidecimal it's a stretch you'd know what I mean ;)
  12. captain clutterbuck

    Summerwine Pubs or Resturants

    With Truly as a relief manager.
  13. captain clutterbuck

    In rehab again

    So so sorry to hear that Marianna hopefully things will get resolved expediently . Take care.
  14. captain clutterbuck

    Episodic Title...

    Has to be Howard surely ?
  15. captain clutterbuck

    Summerwine Pubs or Resturants

    The 'andcart -Smiler
  16. captain clutterbuck

    Modern life is rubbish!!

    Always remember someone saying if they get caught then they should be sprayed with the same colour they used , preferably unremovable paint , including their hair to see how they like it.
  17. captain clutterbuck

    Can someone explain Wetherspoons to me?

    The bars in Toon and certainly the one I used for comparison served 25/50 ml but understand what you are saying Barry.
  18. captain clutterbuck

    Outside the shop

    I thought there were a few , sure Mr Newbould has pulled up there , Mrs Featherstone when learning to drive [Both are Customers but not on the occasions they came by car perhaps] , there is an episode where the husband of a woman, who bought yaggis, came to buy more. I think Gastric's mini...
  19. captain clutterbuck

    It Never fails

    The BBC are very environmentally aware , they recycle any old rubbish. :fp:
  20. captain clutterbuck

    Old Colleagues

    Josephine Tewson and June Whitfield appeared in Terry and June.
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