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  1. captain clutterbuck

    In case you missed this…

    I saw this yesterday on Breakfast what an absolutely heartwarming story , this lovely lady and what she has done in her village deserves acknowledgement from those on high . The kids were so excited and appreciative when they found the items and when they all met her showed the love they had for...
  2. captain clutterbuck

    Six P's or seven?

    Love the stuttering line "I can see Ar-Ar-Ar-Ar-Ar-Arkwr-wr-wr-wr-wr-wights T-T-T-T-T_Tr-Tr-Tr-Treacle T-T-T-T-T-T_Toffee on the side of a van" to which Granville replies " I don't think they'll have a lorry long enough for that!"
  3. captain clutterbuck

    Not all police are like Cooper & Walsh!

    Credit due one of your best :)
  4. captain clutterbuck

    Us men...

    Think Daisy was more deluded than Onslow regarding his "magnetism"
  5. captain clutterbuck

    Digital ID

    Maybe we should go back to the Stone Age and you get your licence at Mason's workplace where she/he chisels out the details and image on a tablet of stone . No more scanning your card at a Restaurant to pay for food , the waiter/waitress brings you a bill itemised on a tablet of stone you...
  6. captain clutterbuck

    The Last Pub

    Sorry Rick its not that is the Grapes , that episode with Eddie and that question is brilliant as are all of them . As no one seems to have taken up the challenge it appears in the Dark Wives episode of Vera as it is the last episode I believe as a tribute to Vera they named the pub after her ...
  7. captain clutterbuck

    Old Betsy Trumfleet has some competition

    I go to a podiatrist every 6 weeks mainly because having dropped two large bricks on my foot as a child and losing both big toe nails add to that years of playing footie and wearing fashion shoes I get ingrowing nails on big both big toes so I need to get them seen to . Aside from the cut you...
  8. captain clutterbuck

    A bit of grit

    Or the gravel you fall face down in after a skinful at your local.
  9. captain clutterbuck

    A Personal Update

    That is shocking but in the current clime not perhaps unexpected, hopefully your daughter continues to make progress towards improved health. Best wishes for her continued recovery.
  10. captain clutterbuck

    The Last Pub

    The actual name may jog your memory its a much loved and popular character.
  11. captain clutterbuck

    The Last Pub

    Wot no takers for the Stanhope Arms question? :eek:
  12. captain clutterbuck

    More Mid-Summerwine Mayhem !

    Hopefully not much paperwork was involved when he agreed to attend . :fp:
  13. captain clutterbuck

    The Last Pub

    Another Stanhope Arms features in a famous show care to guess which show [sure there will be a rapid correct guess]
  14. captain clutterbuck

    David Jason to front Open All Hours retrospective

    Sadly the documentary seems to have passed members by like a cheap rocket from a dodgy back street garage, it fizzed for two seconds and it was gone . Has the limelight sadly faded for the other comedies in terms of interest?
  15. captain clutterbuck

    Name the episode #20

    Great idea -the quizzes , no idea - me, me hearty ! but it stimulated interest so well done that Man ! :)
  16. captain clutterbuck

    Almost June

    Sorry My stunt double Captain Buttercluck used my login .
  17. captain clutterbuck

    Almost June

    Who is reviving the Gordon Kaye role as presenter with the shockingly bad syrup ?
  18. captain clutterbuck

    Almost June

    Who is reviving the Gordon Kaye role as presenter with the shockingly bad syrup ?
  19. captain clutterbuck

    The Summerwine.net music thread

    As Does Northumbria with a fine example from the excellent Katkryn Tickell
  20. captain clutterbuck

    The Summerwine.net music thread

    Time for some Geordie lads to get an airing . I have a little tale about Alan Hull who wrote most of the songs . His Mum Cissie worked as a barmaid in a little club on the edge of Newcastle City Centre and a very young Alan used to go with her because there was an upright piano he could learn...
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