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He who disappears into darkness. One of Foggys phases. What else did we have. Comments please

He who walks with danger. Pushing a pram. What was compos reply to this ?

"HERE HE COME..........MAN WITH STEEL FINGERS" "HERE HE COME......MAN WHO MOVES NO LEAVES" "HERE HE COME......WALKING GIANT"....... "HERE HE COME.....MAN WHO MOVES LIKE PANTHER" All spoken in Foggy's very strange impression of "the...

It is claimed that Bargain Hunt have staff to do deals with sellers prior to filming, so when they record the show, they know where to get the best deals and items. Not watching TV for several years I don't really know what shows are...

I'll also be going to Saltburn to see what it's like there

Banned and you can see why with copycats all over the country in schools , it was ground breaking when it came out and its not only the action the commentary is great with the late Ray Wilkins I think .

Something a bit different for me ... I was invited to talk on Tom Kwei's excellent podcast 'Blurtin' Mrs Merton', to talk about an episode of Caroline Ahern's spoof chat show, The Mrs. Merton Show. You can hear the podcast here...

I googled a medical condition and according to that in one breath it's all good nothing worry about and on the next line it's death!

That's a cleaner version of what I call it.

Artifical Ignorance would be better!

The AIs have given me two different results, both wrong, when I searched for Norman Clegg's house for sale.

I'm sorry the speculation about your demise is premature. No offence intended and as way of apology next time I'm in your area I'll pop in and take your temperature.

I must protest, all these posts of my demise are untrue whilst I no longer plunder ships and don't shout " Aah me hearties!" on a regular basis I am still alive and kicking up in the Toon , so we'll have less of this dribble about me...

Yesterday I had a very frustrating argument with what's laughing being called AI, we need to change that, I have no problem with artificial but intelligents is like calling Compo a snappy dresser with great taste! On our Facebook page...