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They should have given Sweep [Keith Marsh] from a Clean Sweep his last job to spruce them up for their big day , the wedding business has fallen flat so it would also be a last big payday for him :)

I remember when they blow the ones near up I think it was in the 80s. It's a B&M now!

Not far from me is Cottam Power Station which has been closed for several years, bit by bit they have been blowing up parts of the site, on the 14th of August they are going to blow down the 8 large cooling towers all in one go, which...

Was listening to one of my favourite comics, Count Arthur Strong, and he has come up with a daytime show that is a mix of Bargain Hunt and old favourite Ready Steady Cook called Lolly in the Attic . The premise of the game is an Antique...

Police are investigating when a number of packages ordered from abroad by a Mr Bartlam were mysteriously found floating in the Docks in Liverpool :08:;)

Yer worse than THE BANDIT FROM STOKE ON TRENT !!!!!... X!

Best thing to do is let me have your full bank details including and passwords etc and I will see if I can change your balance :41:

Terry !!!!.....I don't want to go all "HERMAN TEASDALE" on you !!!....but I will not accept the excuse that "THE CHEQUE'S IN THE POST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"......I will be calling at every allotment in Lincolnshire !!!!!!!! X!.

I was only saying to my friend Sweet Chestnut the other day .........:):fp:

A neat collection. Saw the thumbnail and had to check it out. I'm sure many here can spot the lady in the commercial starting about the 30 second mark. Compo might jump out of his Wellies.

My niece who played trombone in the high school band, found that she had to switch to playing a tuba BECAUSE they banned trombones, they were worried about the kids getting wacked by the slides. Trombones have been a mainstay of...

Recently saw a video on X of one of our congress people trip themselves in a congress room assembly area that has stadium style stepped flooring. My immediate thought was to sarcastically imagine her jumping back up and shouting "Ban...

Back in the mists of time, it was a given that girl babies were given names of flowers. So Roy just went with the program, not only Hyacinth, but also Rose and Daisy. My aunt was named Lillian.

I'm with the "They don't stand a chance in hell!" group https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/31/banning_vpns_to_protect_kids/?td=rt-3a