Four legged friends

A man and his dog visited Auntie Wainwright in one episode. He was the 100th person to pass the shop. "The wife'll go crackers when she knows what it cost. The old witch even sold something to the dog!" I think it was a 1990s Foggy episode....?
 
At the moment I'd change the title to four legged enemies or rather irresponsible two legged companions of four legged friends. Are any of the members noticing a dramatic increase in dog fouling on pavements and a trend for dog owners no longer picking up dog mess ,so in essence they get the loves and licks whilst we get left with the "££$% end of the stick .

I live en-route to a large park area where I assume people exercise their dogs and where they presumably "do their business" but clearly some irresponsible owners feel its beneath them to pick it up and bag it if they "go" before reaching the park and now its beneath us on our pavements .

I am thinking of hanging a large box on my fence with various size corks inside stating " If you don't think your dog can make it to the park please take a cork for free and put it where the sun doesn't shine !!"

I know that would attract an issue if it was ever feasible :):):):) which clearly it isn't, but imagine the build up of pressure so when the dog goes that cork would be like opening a bottle of rather foul shampers . It could have a welcome side effect of taking out the odd grey squirrel which are considered vermin.
 
captain clutterbuck said:
At the moment I'd change the title to four legged enemies or rather irresponsible two legged companions of four legged friends. Are any of the members noticing a dramatic increase in dog fouling on pavements and a trend for dog owners no longer picking up dog mess ,so in essence they get the loves and licks whilst we get left with the "££$% end of the stick .

I live en-route to a large park area where I assume people exercise their dogs and where they presumably "do their business" but clearly some irresponsible owners feel its beneath them to pick it up and bag it if they "go" before reaching the park and now its beneath us on our pavements .

I am thinking of hanging a large box on my fence with various size corks inside stating " If you don't think your dog can make it to the park please take a cork for free and put it where the sun doesn't shine !!"

I know that would attract an issue if it was ever feasible :):):):) which clearly it isn't, but imagine the build up of pressure so when the dog goes that cork would be like opening a bottle of rather foul shampers . It could have a welcome side effect of taking out the odd grey squirrel which are considered vermin.
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Yeah I'd pay £2.62 to witness that spectacle :36:
 
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