Pegs.

[Pearl]

What is it about pegs in the mouth that certain men like?
We have a security camera out the back with talk settings, him in doors is at work! 6am this morning I'm out hanging washing on the line and all of a sudden I hear " don't put that peg in your mouth " scared the living hell out of me then I realised it was coming from the camera! Now the neighbours think I'm marred to a peg pervert! He got the singular Compo finger salute.
I think I make him watch Summer Wine to much, if he asks for a pair of wellies I'm going to have to watch it in secret.

 

[Roger]

Just like Dorothy Lamour with a flower in her teeth.

 

[Pearl]

I've got a few dead tulips now so a peg will have to do.

 

[theatrically_inclined]

... and all of a sudden I hear " don't put that peg in your mouth " ...

I think he's concerned for your health, those wooden clothes pegs can have nasty splinters ...

 

[Pearl]

I think he's concerned for your health, those wooden clothes pegs can have nasty splinters ...

Good job I use plastic

 

[Amos Hames 2]

Random post but wooden pegs are best

 

[captain clutterbuck]

My local club years ago had a Romany concert chairman and the comic turns took the mick many times mostly involving balloons and pegs along the lines of "Hello !!! Nice to see you have a new suit chairman, that must of cost a few balloons and pegs"

 

[RickAns]

Goodness, Pearl. You were up and about early to have washing ready to hang on the line at 6am.

 

[Pearl]

I'm officially old! Bed by 9 up before 5!

 

[gothic]

I'm officially old! Bed by 9 up before 5!

Yep, know what you mean!

 

[Pearl]

Yep, know what you mean!

Can't wait to go to bed but then can't wait to get up again.

 

[gothic]

Can't wait to go to bed but then can't wait to get up again.

I know, it's the total opposite to teenager, in bed just before dawn and then up just after noon.

 

[Pearl]

Noon? That's an improvement since mine were teenagers.