Who would you have dated/married

[Bora Natty]

Okay, we all lived in Holmfirth, and it was reality. As a man or woman, who would you have gone out with, dated, or even took the big step and married? Everyone is available. For me, I don't know, maybe Connie Simmonite?

 

[Roger]

Lily Bless Her

 

[maltrab]

Glenda

 

[Pearl]

Yee gods!

 

[Seymour Upperthong]

No one.

Now Dilys from 'First of the Summer Wine'.......................YES!

 

[Barrychuckle]

I'm with Seymour, none of them I'd have stayed single like most of the trio!!!!!!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Reggie Unsworth - Liz Fraser was a really elegant lady and loved her in the Carry On's

 

[Barrychuckle]

Reggie Unsworth - Liz Fraser was a really elegant lady and loved her in the Carry On's

But you'd end up smelling of ferrets?

 

[Bora Natty]

Yee gods!

You sound like Pearl..

 

[Bora Natty]

No takers for our Nora?

 

[Seymour Upperthong]

No takers for our Nora?

Now hold on, think of the benefits:

you would have steady employment​

you would not fear burglars​

your best friends would be pigeons​

you would have to play hide the whippet in the moors​

she makes a great date and walnut cake​

You would get a new suit whether you wanted it or not​

in hot weather, you would see Compo with his dangler​

Sid would give you free cups of tea​

you would get time off for good behavior (with a one beer limit)​

you would get three squares a day (just like in jail)​

She wouldn't want you under her feet all day​

powerfully attractive fragrances (bleach, furniture polish, etc.)​

I could go on and on with this one.

 

[Marianna]

Alvin. He was a good-humored, kind man, and a good cook.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Alvin. He was a good-humored, kind man, and a good cook.

Sadly he was as scared of the ladies as Clegg was!

 

[mashibinbin]

Edie - with a glare like hers who needs a burglar alarm! Beneath the inherent snobbery there was an underlying warmth there.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Edie - with a glare like hers who needs a burglar alarm! Beneath the inherent snobbery there was an underlying warmth there.

Drink your coffee!

 

[mashibinbin]

I hope you were standing on newspapers when you typed that!

 

[Bora Natty]

Now hold on, think of the benefits:

you would have steady employment​

you would not fear burglars​

your best friends would be pigeons​

you would have to play hide the whippet in the moors​

she makes a great date and walnut cake​

You would get a new suit whether you wanted it or not​

in hot weather, you would see Compo with his dangler​

Sid would give you free cups of tea​

you would get time off for good behavior (with a one beer limit)​

you would get three squares a day (just like in jail)​

She wouldn't want you under her feet all day​

powerfully attractive fragrances (bleach, furniture polish, etc.)​

I could go on and on with this one.

Seymour, she sounds like a match for you..

 

[Bora Natty]

Sadly he was as scared of the ladies as Clegg was!

I don't know, he always had that little thing going with Nora..

 

[Adanor]

Now hold on, think of the benefits:

you would have steady employment​

you would not fear burglars​

your best friends would be pigeons​

you would have to play hide the whippet in the moors​

she makes a great date and walnut cake​

You would get a new suit whether you wanted it or not​

in hot weather, you would see Compo with his dangler​

Sid would give you free cups of tea​

you would get time off for good behavior (with a one beer limit)​

you would get three squares a day (just like in jail)​

She wouldn't want you under her feet all day​

powerfully attractive fragrances (bleach, furniture polish, etc.)​

I could go on and on with this one.

My father learned to like cats after our house was surrounded by flood waters and he finally let the cat that we were "secretly" caring for, into the house. He always had suits but never seemed to purchase one. And he was never able to experience retirement.

 

[Inky Batty]

Eva