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Howard has finally cracked it this time.

  • Thread starter Thread starter gill
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an old one but in the context of the picture:-

A coach has taken a party of Visually impaired people to Blackpool for the day . The Driver drops them off at the beach and goes to the pub across the road for a quick bite to eat . The Barman says " Hello stranger what you doing in these parts " . The coach driver replies " Oh I've just brought a group of visually impaired people off and they are on the Beach playing football" . Puzzled the Barman asks " how does that work?" . " Well" , the driver replies " The football is a special one it has bells inside it so they can hear where the ball is " . At that the door to the pub bursts open to reveal a red faced angry man . " Are you the driver who just dropped the visually impaired people on the beach because you better come and fetch them, they are kicking nine bells out of my donkeys !!!"
 
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