Peripheral
Dedicated Member
Found this photo last night while reminiscing among my old pics. It was taken at the local nursery 16 years ago. I recognize the woman, I should do, it's my wife. The geezer with her, who is he? Something seems to be blooming there and it ain't the plants. I know him, it's thingybob from that gardening whatsit and has letters after his name, MBE. I have letters after my name. I do, I have letters after my name. Letters from the Gas Board, the Electricity Board, the council, ex-wives and other places I don't care to mention. Anyway, the guy in the pic, no prizes for recognizing him. Do you know he is now seventy years old? He looks well and I think it must be something to do with all that fertilizer he handles. I think I'll buy a couple of bags of that stuff and take a bath in it. Did you know he is also a poet and a novelist?