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Foggy Dewhurst said:
Foggy - How did we get guns up the hills in Italy? Big, long, heavy guns, not by lorry, but by a more primitive form of transport!

Clegg - British rail?

This exchange kills me every ;Dtime I hear it
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Yes that is very funny ....
 
"You just try telling one of them you were only looking for a beetle." :-\
 
Foggy "I'm a trained killer. What would people think if they saw me holding hands?".

Clegg "Thay'll just think you're a very friendly trained killer."
 
Clegg (to Compo): finished your bun already?
Foggy: It went like a ball down a drain pipe.

Foggy (on Compo's eating style): It's like watching men fork hay through a barn door.
 
Just keep dabbing the brake,youl be alright with the brake !!! The Loxley Losinge
 
From Come In Sunray Major.
Compo "What's terrain Norm?"
Clegg "Well you must of heard it. The terrain now standing at number three platform." :D
 
The Flag And It's Snag

Clegg: I made the discovery that nude modeling makes me neck ache.

Sid: Why shoild nude modeling make your neck ache?

Clegg: I spent two hours staring at the ceiling.

:) :D ;D ;)
 
Yes, I like that one, Ron. How about, Nora: "No more remarks about my hats!"
Ivy: "As long as you keep wearing them, they'll get all the bad publicity they deserve."
I think I have that right.
 
HAHA !! Yes that was a great one too. Ivy was always giving her a hard time about her hats.
 
Pretty much anything Truly can connect to "the former Mrs. Truelove" is guaranteed to get some laughs!
 
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