More funny lines

Who's Feeling Ejected Then?

Clegg (as Seymour gets into the car) “Hey,mind me cap....especially as me heads in it”
 
Return of the Warrior
Foggy “Which way did they go?”
Nora “Arm over tip down the steps same as you.”
 
GNOME AND AWAY

WESLEY....WHAT DO WE NEED TRANSPORT FOR A CNOME FOR?

TRULY..... MAYBE BECAUSE IT NEVER LEARNED TO RIDE A BICYCLE!
 
Come In Sunray Major
Wesley (Talking about Foggy's 2-way radio) “Well,there's still some life in the beast”
Compo “That's what I keep telling Nora Batty”
 
Perfection - Thy name is Ridley.

Compo - "Oh`eck!"

Truly - "Or even`eckier"

Truly had some brilliant one-liners.

G ; )
 
Cash Flow Problems

Mrs Hemingway “Who is it?”
Biff “Three twits looking for trouble”
Mrs Hemingway “Well give them some”
Clegg “Er...that's two twits and a friend”
 
Cash Flow Problems
Compo (pointing at Nora's legs) “She's my bird and look at those legs”
Clegg “She's your bird you look at 'em”
 
I can't remember which episode it was apart from it was a series 18 episode

Nora - "Why are you still interested in women at your age?"
Compo - "I think it's cause there the only opposite sex we've got"

makes me laugh every time i hear that line just cant remember which episode, any ideas?
 
Ordeal By Trousers

Nora “How could you use him at a church social.He's got the trousers of an atheist”
 
Ivy “I think it's genital”
Pearl “She means genetic,but she might be on to something”
 
Foggy - "How do You think We got guns up the hills in Italy? Big, long, heavy guns. Not by lorry, by a much more primitive form of transport.

Clegg - "British rail?"

That one cracks me up every time. Also in the same episode (The flag and its snag) Where Compo is on the wall and Foggy announces that it is staring them in the face! and turns to be facing Compos crotch LOL.
 
Enter the Phantom

Clegg (After reaching the top of a hill "Don't tell me we've come all this way and God's not in"
 
Sid..."Have far did you go?"
Clegg.."All I know is the we turned right at Yugoslavia"
 
Blamire “Hey,what did you want to bet at 11”
Compo “.....heavy smoker”
 
Wally..."It breaks ne routine, she knows I like to talk to me Pigeons for 2 hours a day"
Sid..."about what?"
Wally..."well what do you talk to Pigeons about?"
Sid..."I'm asking"
Wally..."Other PIgeons!!"
 
All Mod Conned

Sid "I should have been a hippy"
Wally "A female bus conductor?"
Sid "No that's a clippie"
Wally "You had me worried for a second"
 
Cheering up Gordon

Nora "Are you to just sit there while he insults me"
Wally "No i thought i would go and have a look at the life boat...just while he insults you"

I think that the two scarbourgh episodes rank among the very best.so many good
lines. :)
 
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